Please.

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Cyfr

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Ardrias don't listen to Evina shes trying to twick(tm) you into messing up with the girls!

Its all about sex, cum and drugs dam it!
 
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Ardrias_Mid

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Nooooo... I want to think of myself as a gentleman :mad: (Tho that may involve drugs)
 
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ele

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Stir Fry is good, healthy and not too filling..takes about 5 minutes to cook too...more time to do other things ;)
 
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Lumikki

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OMG <wipes tears>

This thread is funny :)

Keep it going please :p

xx
 
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Cyfr

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Give them a taster of your big pole, im sure they won't be wanting any more food :D
 
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Damon_D

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Originally posted by Ardrias_Mid
So sorry :(
I often am quite prejudice about people from countries without a language :(
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Bahh says the gimp from the country where they talk like drunken danes pfftttt :eek:
 
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Damon_D

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Originally posted by Ardrias_Mid
Hmm... can anyone recommend me a dish to make for 2 female friends coming over?
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Pfftt should not give a silly nutter like you tips

But what about some nice pasta dish , fresh pasta ofcourse and easy on the garlic buster , with a salad and a good wine. Tastes good , not to heavy , and even a monkey like you should be able to make it without ruining it :p
 
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Ardrias_Mid

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Ah well... we'll see what it'll be.. :p Cyfr's tip sounded easiest tbh :eek:

And Lumikki, whats so funny about it? I dont get it :mad:
 
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Ardrias_Mid

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:spin: No, dad took it years ago. Said he needed it for something.
 
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old.GeForce

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Originally posted by Ardrias_Mid
:spin: No, dad took it years ago. Said he needed it for something.
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was he always the one quoting 'its better to give than recieve'? :rolleyes:
 
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minstrel_kyra

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LOL

Men are so funny :)

Although I have a feeling you guys really aren't this clueless, for the benefit of the women where you live I will clue you guys in...

Here's some tips, take them for whatever they are worth.

-Don't use those pick up lines, they are lame
-shower on a regular basis
-while its true a lot of women don't like facial hair, if its well kept, quite a few like it.
-dress nice and smell nice
-have a nice place you can take her back to
-GO OUT MORE THAN ONCE EVERY 2 WEEKS

Most important, the smile test...
when you go out look around. smile at a few women. if she smiles back, suck up your courage and go say hi. you just never know.

be decisive ... nothing worse than a man that can't make up his mind (well maybe a woman but that's our God-given right. :) )

And btw, telling them you have 2 (or 4 or whatever) level 50 rr5's with uber stuff doesn't impress the ladies... unless you find that one who just happens to play too. :clap:

BTW, Ziva has a boyfriend.

oh and one last thing...
Neo...

YUM :)
 
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Ardrias_Mid

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Haha, this thread worked out to be funnier than I planned :D
 
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Cush

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Originally posted by minstrel_kyra
And btw, telling them you have 2 (or 4 or whatever) level 50 rr5's with uber stuff doesn't impress the ladies...
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Ofc if you only have 2-4 and no higher then RR5

Try with 8 and 2 of them is rr7+ = Instant laied
 
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Ardrias_Mid

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How can they tell? I mean... does it say on my forehead?
 
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old.Bubble

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my offer of my sister for 25 plat still holds!
 
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frogster

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It must be early or the fact that i truly am perverted but i read

:) Well behaved women seldom make history :)

as

:) Well shaved women seldom make history :)

Think ill go back to bed :E
 
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old.Bubble

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Originally posted by frogster
It must be early or the fact that i truly am perverted but i read

:) Well behaved women seldom make history :)

as

:) Well shaved women seldom make history :)

Think ill go back to bed :E
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yes run before ele reads this and beats the shit out of you :)
 
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frogster

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ele wont hurt me, she knows how perverted i am :D
 
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