Please

[Gombur Glodson]

Have you considered internet dating?

Or how about Beer!

 

[Kalgarn]

Or how about Beer!

beer dating?

 

[Gombur Glodson]

I'm sure that in some bizarre way it could work

 

[Kalgarn]

don't want to know what ard would do with the beer bottles then uke:

 

[Gombur Glodson]

The horror

Otherwise Ardrias just wait till they make robots!
It'll be A.I movie in a whole new way!

 

[Bubble]

The horror

Otherwise Ardrias just wait till they make robots!
It'll be A.I movie in a whole new way!

You've seen Terminator 3 right?

Shes quite fit imho

 

[Gombur Glodson]

Yeah, but I'd hate to think what she'd do to poor Ardrias

 

[Bubble]

i watch too much manga for my own good

 

[Ele]

Welcome Ardrias!!....So my advice to dress up as Santa to try and get young ladies to sit on your knee didn't work then I take it?

 

[Kalgarn]

Welcome Ardrias!!....So my advice to dress up as Santa to try and get young ladies to sit on your knee didn't work then I take it?

I heard he diden't understood the knee part and scared them off

 

[frogster]

Welcome Ardrias!!....So my advice to dress up as Santa to try and get young ladies to sit on your knee didn't work then I take it?

That works?? :O

/dons his santa costume and wizards hat then beckons Ele

 

[Bubble]

That works?? :O

/dons his santa costume and wizards hat then beckons Ele

probley doesn't work if shes older than 6 or has serious Costum fetish problems(woohoo if thats the case!)

 

[Gombur Glodson]

I heard he diden't understood the knee part and scared them off

Come sit on santas north_pole_

Oh the horror

 

[Ardrias]

Filthy scum, having fun at my expense. Rot in hell.

 

[Tareregion]

so bitter ard, remember, we're all here to help u

 

['Shy]

Special :wub: bump for Ardrias

 

[Ardrias]

It won't help.
I'm hopeless.
I even have a goatee.

 

[Tindel]

goatee?

 

['Shy]

Goatees are cool

 

[Ardrias]

Yes.

 

[Ele]

Let it be said..that facial hair is not good for a night of passion...some may think it looks the bees knees but when 'push comes to shove' its not a good idea..the ladies just don't like 'em.

 

[Cyfr]

I'd take part in this but I can't grow facial hair!1

 

[Ardrias]

I've licked carpet successfully, even with my goatee. Seems your point was worth fuck all?

 

[Ele]

I've licked carpet successfully, even with my goatee. Seems your point was worth fuck all?

Did I ever mention that?

Even kissing a guy with a beard can be quite uncomfortable, I never implied what you mentioned

 

[Brynn]

I've licked carpet successfully, even with my goatee. Seems your point was worth fuck all?

I did it with a brace not good

 

[nick]

Oerr this is getting interesting. Don't let Ziva catch you lot talking about honouring the shaven haven.

 

[Ardrias]

I'd suggest kissing his lips then, most guys dont grow beard there

 

['Shy]

I quite like the way it tickles my nose

I hate the stubble rash I get on my chin after

 

[frogster]

I grew a goatee over christmas leave just to see if i could
It lasted for 3 weeks before it was shaved due to it tickling me
Oh and the fact it made me look 5 yrs older :l

 

[Ele]

[QUOTE='Shy]
I hate the stubble rash I get on my chin after [/QUOTE]

enough said