Pizza Hut change their name

[Dahakon]

Story here

Discuss!

 

[Lamp]

Whats to discuss ?

 

[Shagrat]

£100m rebranding program, and they come up with the name Pasta Hut.

Wow, its like a whole new vision of eating, ill definitely be going there now..........

 

[old.Tohtori]

Keep it as Pizza Hut, "now with added pasta" on commercial, give 100m to poor people in pooristan or some such.

Or cure cancer or...umm...penis enlargement pills...

 

[pikeh]

I wonder how long it took them to come up with that.
Why not settle for Salad Hut? Surely thats more healthy?

 

[tierk]

...Why not settle for Salad Hut?

Ten points for guessing the next rebranding!!

 

[tris-]

what will tis achieve?
they will sell the same stuff as before, because thats what makes them money.

if i want healthy i goto somewhere that is a specialist in healthy or make it my self. i dont intend to pay the massive prices they charge for everything/
.

 

[Lamp]

I saw someone buy some rice crispies in Sainsbury's today

/discuss

 

[Shagrat]

I saw someone buy some rice crispies in Sainsbury's today

/discuss

where they the new choc coated ones, or standard rice crispies. And were they own brand or "proper" rice crispies.

honestly Lamp, how can we discuss these important issues when you only provide half the data needed?

 

[Lamp]

They were regular ones...but get this...the man had cut a hole in the side of the packet and had stuck his penis inside it

What would you do if you were the checkout girlie ?

Add Milk ?
Scan it ?
Whack him with a rolling pin ?

 

[Edmond]

she scanned it, saucy cow

 

[tris-]

They were regular ones...but get this...the man had cut a hole in the side of the packet and had stuck his penis inside it

What would you do if you were the checkout girlie ?

Add Milk ?
Scan it ?
Whack him with a rolling pin ?

theres an idea.
cut a hole through the pack and leak the crispies into a carrier bag as youre walking around. then simply replace the box.

 

[Lamp]

Pity that wouldn't work for a tin of baked beans...

 

[Raven]

But will the box still taste better than the food?

 

[Lamp]

The first half of a bowl of rice crispies are yummy. Its when you've got more milk than cereal and whats left goes soggy then they don't taste as good. Prime example: cornflakes. Soggy cornflakes are not nice. What do you expect to happen when you add milk, I hear you say. Good point. The only response I have is: ditch the cereal and start the morning off with a bacon & sausage sandwich.

 

[sayward]

£100m rebranding program, and they come up with the name Pasta Hut.

Wow, its like a whole new vision of eating, ill definitely be going there now..........

Truly? Well I hope their pasta is better than the rubbish pasta shapes they put in their salad bar.

 

[Dukat]

Say "NO!" to Pasta Hut!!

IT IS A BAD IDEA!













































IT SHOULD HAVE BEEN BACONHUT!!

 

[Edmond]

IT SHOULD HAVE BEEN BACONHUT!!

How did i know you were going to say that

 

[fettoken]

Say "NO!" to Pasta Hut!!







IT SHOULD HAVE BEEN BACONHUT!!

Thats just silly But Pasta Hut is just plain stupidity, i want my pizza! No hybrid pizzas with bacon or pasta merged into it.

 

[old.Tohtori]

I wonder if this 100 mil change includes a new version of Demolition Man

 

[Ezteq]

ok i mean i like pasta i really do, i like pizza (ofc) but the name pizza hut is just so much better, i mean pasta hut?? wtf? place sounds as taisty as fungal foot mold.

i have never been to pizza hut and ordered pasta the only reason i have ever gone there is to eat pizza, it'd be like going to harry ramsdens and ordering a cucumber sanger for the love of cod! though tbh this doesn't really bug me as much seeing as i never go there tbh because call it what the heck you will, in the UK its damn expensive.

there you go if you want a name that reflects the place call it "damn expensive hut!"

pasta hut just sounds down right nasty.

 

[cHodAX]

Renaming it 'Pizza Slut' and having topless waitresses serving you the food would see a 1000% increase in customers.

 

[Overdriven]

Renaming it 'Pizza Slut' and having topless waitresses serving you the food would see a 1000% increase in customers.

... and white stains under the tables.

 

[cHodAX]

... and white stains under the tables.

Yes, that darn mayonaise can be a bugger to wash out!

 

[Ezteq]

Yes, that darn mayonaise can be a bugger to wash out!

and by mayonnaisse you mean spunk right?


whaaaat? just trying to get clarification here is all.

but, like, you do mean man-batter don't you?

 

[Manisch Depressiv]

Pasta Hut, wtf, how about Atomic Burger Hut instead?

 

[cHodAX]

and by mayonnaisse you mean spunk right?


whaaaat? just trying to get clarification here is all.

but, like, you do mean man-batter don't you?

No, I mean the condiments we serve at the table. You have a filthy mind Little Miss Ez.

 

[Uara]

yeah i mean why would there be spunk on the underneath of the table. Ez stop trying to corrupt our innocent minds!!

 

[old.Tohtori]

Yeah EQ, you're really dragging this all around family forum through the dirt

 

[pikeh]

We're not just a bunch of dirty perverts you know Ez

*runs back to the boobs thread*