Pirates you gonna get fucked up.

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On topic: Bad form ECA, quoting a story and not providing a source/link, boo!
 

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In this particular case, a group of people who are capable of such evil have decided to give the pirates a taste of their own medicine, more for their own pleasure than any form of justice I imagine. But in the process of such an evil deed they maybe saving many lives, so is it really such an evil deed?

and how many ppl have these pirates actually ended up killing up to date? and i'm talking about killings that they have done "because they can" and not because they were forced to.

they have as far as i know killed very few ppl, and even less out of spite. most of them have been from rickoshets(sp?) and from being forced to by trigger happy military personell. granted its still murder but as far as i know they havent actually ended up killing that many at all.

so starting a pirate hunt cruise "to save many lives" is just bull imo. they do it because they want to and probably enjoy it, nothing else. why else would they sell tickets to it?

it would have been a fdifferent story if they didnt sell tickets and just went without "passengers", but as it is now its nothing but a joyride.
 

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when the civilised world wont do anything about it, maybe its time to turn to those unscrupulous people who really dont give a fuck, these pirates are criminals pure and simple and as such dont deserve any leniancy as such neither do the cruise people if they get caught on the rebound well tough shit you wanna play those games you have to be prepared for the consequences.

the "cruises" are simply going to patrol the shores and attract pirates if they board the ship then they are going to get fucked up, as far as i know its in international waters and they are well within their rights to defend themselves.

the cruises dont claim to be going to attack any and all somalis simply those that board there own ships which is an act of aggression and should be dealt with lethaly.

i feel sorry for the somali people but if you think these millions that are been demanded are going back to the people you live in a fantasy land these are an organised group of people with a hierachy who are simply out to line there own pockets and chase there own agenda i believe another term to use would be terrorists.
 

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I just love it when we discuss anything like this on FH, some of the views here are disgusting, never fails to remind me how shit we are as a people.
 

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So, to punish the evil (communist?) pirates, we shall do justice by doing a worse crime and actually KILL THEM! In cold blood. And why not strap on a capitalist label on it and charge money for every piece of ammo!

Hell yeah! What a fucking disgrace of an idea.
 

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and how many ppl have these pirates actually ended up killing up to date? and i'm talking about killings that they have done "because they can" and not because they were forced to.

they have as far as i know killed very few ppl, and even less out of spite. most of them have been from rickoshets(sp?) and from being forced to by trigger happy military personell. granted its still murder but as far as i know they havent actually ended up killing that many at all.

so starting a pirate hunt cruise "to save many lives" is just bull imo. they do it because they want to and probably enjoy it, nothing else. why else would they sell tickets to it?

it would have been a fdifferent story if they didnt sell tickets and just went without "passengers", but as it is now its nothing but a joyride.

Hold on a minute. It doesn't matter if the pirates kill one or a hundred, or through malice or ricochets! They're still the ones committing the aggressive act! I may not like the idea of fat businessmen with rocket launchers on a big game hunt, but I have absolutely no problem from with the military turning every one of those pirates into dog meat.
 

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In ye olden days the Royal navy would have been bombarding their ports.
 

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I am wondering what sort of reaction this will get from the various navies in the area too, do they have any jurisdiction to stop it? Would they even want to?
 

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I am wondering what sort of reaction this will get from the various navies in the area too, do they have any jurisdiction to stop it? Would they even want to?

Yeah they will want to stop it because they know what's going to happen; the pirates will get the jump on these idiots, and there'll be a bloodbath. But of course it won't be the millionaire's fault, it will be, "we were just innocent tourists, why didn't our navies protect us?" Because rich guys have better lawyers.

And they do have the jurisdiction to stop it because there are international rules about arming civilian and merchant ships (or rather, allowing them to come into port).

As I said before, the idea is sound; a Q-ship strategy would certainly make the pirates think twice, but doing it with fat millionaires isn't the way to go.
 

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I wouldn't be at all surprised if it isn't just a big con.

Some natives will be paid to come and sit well out of range of the guns and throw themselves out of the boats randomly as some rich retard fires a badly aimed ak47 at them.

I wonder how many innocent somali fishing boats will be destroyed by these have-a-go heroes?

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i always love the people who scream its a disgrace at anything slightly murky as ive always said its easy to stand on the sidelines and shout its a fucking disgrace etc.

i always like to put myself in the position of those people affected by acts of aggression and think how id respond if it was a me with a relative held captive

and everytime i get the same feeling i want to fuck these bastards up for hurting my loved ones, hell id pay someone to do it. not an evolved ideal i know but i believe in an eye for an eye not rewards for the aggressor.
 

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I've got a much better idea, lets get this local and relevant and buy an old house and get people to pay to sit in in with weapons and then invite estate agents round on teh premise they want to sell it and when the estate agent takes the bait the punters shoot them for fun. Although i suspect you'd get more money charging to shoot bankers these days, lets say anyone convicted of corporate fraud in the last 25 years is fair game.
 

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i always love the people who scream its a disgrace at anything slightly murky as ive always said its easy to stand on the sidelines and shout its a fucking disgrace etc.

i always like to put myself in the position of those people affected by acts of aggression and think how id respond if it was a me with a relative held captive

and everytime i get the same feeling i want to fuck these bastards up for hurting my loved ones, hell id pay someone to do it. not an evolved ideal i know but i believe in an eye for an eye not rewards for the aggressor.

Yeah except these fuckers aren't exactly the A-Team. They're not floating about off the coast of Somalia (I now have that Weebl song in my head. Again) to clean up the problem, they're there to off a few skinnies with no comeback.
 

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yup i know what ya saying dagaffer, but in all honesty m8 they could go and do this anyway as theres 0 government in somalia to do anything about it, and pleasure cruisers can enter somalian waters where as foreign navy ships cannot well shouldnt dunno if they actually do or not all someone has done has thought i can get some money out of this situation and gone ahead and put an ad in a paper.

l like yaruar's idea altho personally id go with mp's
 

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just need company that run cruises of the somali coast where you can shoot russian vigilantes with sniper rifles now.

must say this could be a glorious new market :)
 

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