Pigeons

[Tom]

This is the funniest fucking thing I've read in ages. The story is a bit mundane, but read the comments. Just read them....

http://www.surreycomet.co.uk/news/localnews/display.var.1039169.0.0.php

 

[tris-]

"Since the Surrey Comet broke news of the cull on November 8, it has sparked furious debate among readers."

lol :bow:

 

[Earl]

Dear Mr Umbuku

Please excuse any email fau pas I may make as this is only the second email I have ever written. Isn't it exciting?

I was so sorry to hear about your plight with the Nigerian authorities and the subsequent demiseof your mother, it must be a very difficult time for you my dear. My husband was saying only yesterday that the pond needed a new liner and the amount of money you are offering is quite staggering.

Those Nigerian authorities have no right to withold all that money, especially as it belongs to your family.

Mr dallinger has asked that I reply to you and confirm that the amount you wish to place into our bank account is indeed $645,00000? It does seem rather a lot.

I look forward to your reply.

Your sincerely

Mrs D Dallinger

Lol wtf.

 

[mank!]

"I agree with this action. Pigeons carry all manner of diseases like AIDS, malaria, rabies and mad cow disease to name but a few. They are also very agresive and I can vouch for this as I was attacked by a flock and pecked severely whilst on my way home from flower aranging classes. In fact I would be more than happy to help in the killing of these evil creatures. Well done kingston council keep up the good work."

jokes!

 

[Will]

I want to know who did that.

 

[Sparx]

also the flying wizards of Satan


hahhahahahahahahahha hahahahaahhaha hahah

 

[Sparx]

Dear Margaret.

As you can see I've finally mastered this email thing!

Sue and John came to visit today, which was nice, and it was Sue who taught me how to use the email.

I shall be writing to you often now that I have figured it out.

Please send my love to Helen and the boys.

See you soon

Love

Mum
xxx


omg i havent laughed this hard all week

 

[Sparx]

Mrs D Dallinger is my hero

 

[leggy]

I have deleted all my previous favourites. Those comments are too funny for words. Nice find Tom

 

[Tilda]

fucking lol.
I guess some forum decided to lay comment siege?

 

[Sparx]

so many more posts since i last read hahaha

any of you lot posting? i may put a couple on myself

 

[Kari]

This is the funniest fucking thing I've read in ages. The story is a bit mundane, but read the comments. Just read them....

http://www.surreycomet.co.uk/news/localnews/display.var.1039169.0.0.php

Fucking genius. Lovely find

 

[`mongoose]

True genius - nice spot Tom

I think it's disgraceful, the way that people are abusing the privilege to post replies to this article.

When I was young, my father would have given me the strap for behaving with so little respect.

Youngsters nowadays have no respect and cannot see that they are wasting hard working taxpayers' money.

I am going to write to the Daily Mail at once. You have been warned.

Throdgrain posted?

M

 

[Ormorof]

I was once saved from certain death when a pair of woods grasped me by the shoulders and flew me from the path of an oncoming car. Now these feathered heros follow me everywhere and they often speak to me too.

legendary

 

[Draylor]

Danny Delgado :worthy:

The humour tails off a bit towards the end: but the first few dozen are genius.

 

[Ch3tan]

True genius - nice spot Tom



Throdgrain posted?

M

Throdgrains clearly the expert assasin they hired to cull the pigeons in the first place!

 

[throdgrain]

Throdgrains clearly the expert assasin they hired to cull the pigeons in the first place!

Pigeons KNOW to fear me!!

 

[Calaen]

Bah have they took the comments off :-(

 

[Tilda]

Someone on PH saved it all.

 

[Calaen]

some one on where?

 

[Tom]

Its a few hours out of date but its got most of the funny comments

 

[JingleBells]

Attachment

Nice phone Tom, but I find that Virgin Mobile have crap network coverage

 

[Tom]

Ah crap!

Heres the correct file