pick the phobias you have

[Naffets]

Some are hilarious, enjoy

http://www.phobialist.com/

Edit: Credit for this goes to dallas.

 

[Morchaoron]

Oneirogmophobia, Kolpophobia and Homophobia

(orly?)

 

[Ormorof]

Atomosophobia :|

 

[Ingafgrinn Macabre]

Oneirogmophobia, Kolpophobia and Homophobia

(orly?)

hmm... a job at the vatican would probably suit ye well

(ya rly!)

 

[DocWolfe]

Kathisophobia - I'm afraid to sit down, so I always stand at the computer.
Ornithophobia - I'm afraid of that ORLY owl.
Papaphobia - The pope really freaks me out.
Phobophobia - Having phobias really scares me.
Phronemophobia - Thinking scares the fuck out of me.
Porphyrophobia - Purple is a fucking scary colour.
Symmetrophobia - Equalateral triangles, OH DEAR GOD!
Zemmiphobia - Great Mole Rats, I mean wtf is up with them, you wouldn't catch me near one.

 

[Outlander]

Proctophobia- Fear of rectums.
Ithyphallophobia- Fear of seeing, thinking about or having an erect penis.

owned.

 

[Shanaia]

In alphabetical order:

Arachnephobia or Arachnophobia- Fear of spiders. (8 legs it's just not natural!)
Algophobia- Fear of pain. (who isn't?)
Ballistophobia- Fear of missiles or bullets. (isn't that a good thing?... I mean if I could I'd go all Matrix and dodge bullets!)
Cancerophobia or Carcinophobia- Fear of cancer. (eh yeah)
Chrometophobia or Chrematophobia- Fear of money. (That's why I'm so damn poor and that's my story and I'm sticking with it!)
Decidophobia- Fear of making decisions. (wasn't sure about this one (lol))
Geniophobia- Fear of chins. (think I'm growing another one too )
Gerascophobia- Fear of growing old. (not that I'm in any risk off it)
Hellenologophobia- Fear of Greek terms or complex scientific terminology. (that's almost as funny as dyslexia being one off the most impossible words to spell for dyslexic people)
Nyctohylophobia- Fear of dark wooded areas or of forests at night (only right after seeing Blair Witch Project though)
Octophobia - Fear of the figure 8. (well not really the number 8 .. but if all 8 of them are high realm rank I know I'll be typing /release in a couple of seconds)
Phobophobia- Fear of phobias. (not untill I read that fucking list and learned what fucked up things people (including myself) are afraid off!)
Phronemophobia- Fear of thinking. (I think)
Plutophobia- Fear of wealth. (Yes that's also why I'm so poor! Nope I'm sticking with this story has nothing to do with earning next to nothing doing a shitty job I tell you!)
Polyphobia- Fear of many things. (Apparantly. I had no idea till I read this list )
QQphobia- Fear of 11 year old kids and jobless people permawhining about everything on Freddyshouse (ok it's not in the list but it should bloody well be!)
Scriptophobia- Fear of writing in public. (the idea of more then 2 people reading this post! ... the pain!)
Sesquipedalophobia- Fear of long words. (see what I said at Hellenologophobia)

Ok some may not apply to me and I just mentioned them cause they made me laugh. But still .... Sweet jesus I'm a fucking wuss

 

[Rhori]

Androphobia- Fear of men. (yes I'm very scared of my self )
Catapedaphobia- Fear of jumping from high places (oh come on.. who isn't scared jumping from a 1km high building)
Cyberphobia- Fear of computers (wouldn't this one suck right now?)
Dutchphobia- Fear of the Dutch. (yes I'm very scared of my self and my family !)

Medomalacuphobia- Fear of losing an erection, Medorthophobia- Fear of an erect penis. (these 2 together would fuck you over )

ok gonna try to be serious from now on:
Arachnophobia- Fear of spiders. (frecking 8 eyes )
Novercaphobia- Fear of your step-mother. (she is bitchy though)

 

[haarewin]

Arachnophobia- Fear of spiders
Emetophobia- Fear of vomiting
Ereuthrophobia- Fear of blushing (I blush all the time and it really distresses me)
Hypsiphobia- Fear of height (looking down makes me want to vomit, and i'm terrified of vomiting. vicous circle!)

 

[Ezteq]

LOL im gonna get the doc to say i cant go to work any more because of this one Proctophobia, tbh where i work, its full of arseholes.

 

[Cozak]

Logophobia- Fear of words.

I hate the internet..

 

[Blackjack]

hmm i dont have any phobias.. i do hate clowns though. not afraid of them, just dont find them funny appart from Yucko the clown ofc

http://www.filecabi.net/v/file/yucko-the-clown/wmv

He is teh funny

 

[haarewin]

LOL im gonna get the doc to say i cant go to work any more because of this one Proctophobia, tbh where i work, its full of arseholes.

lmao. wuv you ez

 

[Naetha]

Terrified of canals here

Don't think it has a name though

 

[haarewin]

Terrified of canals here

Don't think it has a name though

perhaps 'Potamophobia- Fear of rivers' but a more "specialised" form?

 

[old.Tohtori]

Notreallyphobistic here myself but...cracked me up this one...

Agyrophobia- Fear of streets or crossing the street.
Alektorophobia- Fear of chickens

I find it self explanitary.

 

[Thorwyn]

Ornithophobia - I'm afraid of that ORLY owl.

 

[Cirandi]

Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia- Fear of long words.

That's just evil imo

 

[Ame]

In alphabetical order:

Phobophobia- Fear of phobias. (not untill I read that fucking list and learned

Doubt anyone is actually afraid of some of these, and that they've just been made up by adding the latin (or whatever) to phobia.

Some are plausible like Agoraphobia, and Arachibutyrophobia (Fear of peanut butter sticking to the roof of the mouth), whereas some like the fear of long words are obviously made up .

 

[Ame]

That owl is so adorable!

 

[Ingafgrinn Macabre]

Doubt anyone is actually afraid of some of these, and that they've just been made up by adding the latin (or whatever) to phobia.

Some are plausible like Agoraphobia, and Arachibutyrophobia (Fear of peanut butter sticking to the roof of the mouth), whereas some like the fear of long words are obviously made up .

Why??? I've seen people doing stranger things...
The deal with phobia's is that there's no logic behind it, so it's completely plausible to be afraid of strange stuff...
I have no doubt that there are people afraid of long words. It's in a way just as logical as being afraid of heights when you're standing on a glass panel of 40 cm's thick on 100 meters up in the air. the builders most certainly have calculated it thru thoroughly...

 

[Ame]

The deal with phobia's is that there's no logic behind it, so it's completely plausible to be afraid of strange stuff...

Highly wrong :x. Its all about the psychological state of peoples minds that make them afraid of things.

For example people are afraid of heights because they (may) be afraid of the building collapsing underneath their feet, thus propelling themselves into an inevitable doom quickly to the ground 200m below.

 

[Blackjack]

whereas some like the fear of long words are obviously made up .

Sorry but the phobia and the name is 100% the real thing

 

[Cirandi]

Sorry but the phobia and the name is 100% the real thing

That's a great thing imo... Makes ppl face their fears

"Hi, i'm Carl and i suffer from Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia...

AAAAARGH!"

 

[Glacier]

Clinophobia.
Time to face my fear!

 

[haarewin]

Highly wrong :x. Its all about the psychological state of peoples minds that make them afraid of things.

no, ingafgrinn is right.
some fears can be absolutely irrational - for example, i know someone that is terrified of buttons. it makes no sense at all to them and they cant understand why they are afraid of buttons, but they have a panic attack if they have to hold one, and become incredibly anxious if they can see them.

 

[Thorwyn]

Yup, it´s a similar thing to anankasms. People are doing/fearing things that aren´t rational or even remotely real threats. There are people out there who´re afraid to step on the second step of a stair, or people who´re always eating the same food despite the fact that they don´t even like it. Other people can´t just read a book, they always have to read a sentence, then read it again backwards. It´s impossible to explain via rational thoughts.
Scary thing, this human mind, innit?

 

[Cirandi]

Scary, but fascinating

 

[Bahumat]

My phobia is waking up next to Ezteq instead of Hoff, scares me every morning when i open my eyes to see David in his red wig!

 

[Ezteq]

My phobia is waking up next to Ezteq instead of Hoff, scares me every morning when i open my eyes to see David in his red wig!

*poke* oi your hogging the duvet!!! :touch:


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