Phone transcript with parents.

[ECA]

Mother: "We need a printer"
Me: "Any specifics"
Mother: "It has to work with a computer"
Me: "..."
Me: "............"
Mother: "Well, your uncles printer prints from his camera"
Me: "....................................................."

 

[Clown]

Slap her in the head and tell her to go to your uncle's house.