phoenix nights quotes

ScoobyDoo{KEA}

Fledgling Freddie
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anyone else absolutely loved this series when it was out,anyway just wondered what your favourite quote from the series was

mine would be

Brian: Jerry, What's that on your arm?
Jerry: It's a copper bracelet, it aids fitness & mobility
Brian: Does it? I'd better get 2 for my legs


fucking quality :)
 

ScoobyDoo{KEA}

Fledgling Freddie
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oh some more classics for you..

Ray Von when they had the kiddies rides

was something like - "hold on tight else you might die


brian....some queers burnt my club down", having been told the fire was started by a fag . . . .

Ray Von/The Quiz Ninja: And the answer is, the Shroud of Turin.
Phoenix Nights Quiz Team: Ah, sh*t.
Kenny Junior: What did we put ?
Kenny Senior: Lisa Stansfield
 

Jimmy

Part of the furniture
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never really watched i kept meaning to but never got round to it.
 

Malecheon

Fledgling Freddie
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Some of the Max & Paddy lines from Phoenix Nights were great, like the car alarm;

Get back ya bastard, I'll break ya legs.
 

Darthshearer

Can't get enough of FH
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Cant stand Peter Gays Stand up, but Phoenix is awesome!

When hes taking the bird uptairs on the stair lift says soemthing like
"Just wait until I get you in the bedroom, things Im gonna do to you"

:D
 

Sparx

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good one was something like

"oi toilet mouth, theres a childs bike outside"

Always tickled me
 

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