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I have a skintag on my back, its like a little back willy. Anyway over the last week Samm has been tying cotton around it, sort of a new hobby for her seeing as I have no spots for her to murder. The cotton is meant to make them dry up and drop off, well it hasn't yet it just hurts like a bastard.
About 15 years ago I had 2 moles removed off my back because they were funny colours, made a right mess and it looks like I have 2 bullet holes in my back, but obviously I am cautious now about any mole issues I have. So last night Samm was having a look at Steve(the skintag) and she noticed a new mole that was scabby around the edges and funny colours. Fucking great I thought, here we go again. I had already been to the doctors yesterday for brain issues and she listened to my chest and back as a general check over, so I had to explain away why I had a plaster on my back with long lengths of cotton dangling down, which was nice.
Erm...am I rambling....anyway, I fucking hate the doctors and the only way to get seen this side of Xmas is to be there for 8am and wait for them to open at 8.30am, so after getting uber drunk last night (4 cans of Bud!!!) I get up this morning and que up, I was third in line.
Well after all that I have a wart on my back that is "totally harmless" and he also said "tell your bird to not scare you like that again, shes a raving gobshite" well he didn't say that but I told Samm he did.
So a warning to all mole owners, watch those bastards closely because after reading about them last night they can be scary things.
Why have I done this thread? I just reckon I need to have nothing private in my life anymore.
My bell end itches sometimes as well and pooh is slightly dark today because I had Bran flakes yesterday.
About 15 years ago I had 2 moles removed off my back because they were funny colours, made a right mess and it looks like I have 2 bullet holes in my back, but obviously I am cautious now about any mole issues I have. So last night Samm was having a look at Steve(the skintag) and she noticed a new mole that was scabby around the edges and funny colours. Fucking great I thought, here we go again. I had already been to the doctors yesterday for brain issues and she listened to my chest and back as a general check over, so I had to explain away why I had a plaster on my back with long lengths of cotton dangling down, which was nice.
Erm...am I rambling....anyway, I fucking hate the doctors and the only way to get seen this side of Xmas is to be there for 8am and wait for them to open at 8.30am, so after getting uber drunk last night (4 cans of Bud!!!) I get up this morning and que up, I was third in line.
Well after all that I have a wart on my back that is "totally harmless" and he also said "tell your bird to not scare you like that again, shes a raving gobshite" well he didn't say that but I told Samm he did.
So a warning to all mole owners, watch those bastards closely because after reading about them last night they can be scary things.
Why have I done this thread? I just reckon I need to have nothing private in my life anymore.
My bell end itches sometimes as well and pooh is slightly dark today because I had Bran flakes yesterday.
Now get that Boozy-Do ticket sorted out!
