Pheonix Nights
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Fledgling Freddie
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Neither do I.
There. Now the thread is funny.
There. Now the thread is funny.
swords
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Peter Kays ..... 35 Universal Truths
1. Triangular sandwiches taste better than square ones.
2. At the end of every party there is always a girl crying
3. One of the most awkward things that can happen in a pub is when
your pint-to-toilet cycle gets synchronised with a complete stranger.
4. You've never quite sure whether it's ok to eat green crisps.
5. Everyone who grew up in the 80's has entered the digits 55378008
into a calculator.
6. Reading when you're drunk is horrible
7. Sharpening a pencil with a knife makes you feel really manly.
8. You're never quite sure whether it's against the law or not to
have a fire in your back garden.
9. Nobody ever dares make cup-a-soup in a bowl.
10. You never know where to look when eating a banana.
11. Its impossible to describe the smell of a wet cat.
12. Prodding a fire with a stick makes you feel manly.
13. Rummaging in an overgrown garden will always turn up a bouncy
ball.
14. You always feel a bit scared when stroking horses.
15. Everyone always remembers the day a dog ran into your school.
16. The most embarrassing thing you can do as schoolchild is to call
your teacher mum or dad.
17. The smaller the monkey the more it looks like it would kill you
at the first given opportunity.
18. Some days you see lots of people on crutches.
19. Every bloke has at some stage while taking a pee flushed half
way through and then raced against the flush.
20. Old women with mobile phones look wrong!
21. Its impossible to look cool whilst picking up a Frisbee.
22. Driving through a tunnel makes you feel excited.
23. You never ever run out of salt.
24. Old ladies can eat more than you think.
25. You can't respect a man who carries a dog.
26. There's no panic like the panic you momentarily feel when you've
got your hand or head stuck in something.
27. No one knows the origins of their metal coat hangers.
28. Despite constant warning, you have never met anybody who has had
their arm broken by a swan.
29. The most painful household incident is wearing socks and
stepping on an upturned plug.
30. People who don't drive slam car doors too hard
31. You've turned into your dad the day you put aside a thin piece
of wood specifically to stir paint with.
32. Everyone had an uncle who tried to steal their nose.
33. Bricks are horrible to carry.
34. In every plate of chips there is a bad chip.
35. Knowledge is knowing that a tomato is a fruit; Wisdom is not
putting it in a fruit salad
Btw... gerrof you bastard, or i'll brek yer legs!
1. Triangular sandwiches taste better than square ones.
2. At the end of every party there is always a girl crying
3. One of the most awkward things that can happen in a pub is when
your pint-to-toilet cycle gets synchronised with a complete stranger.
4. You've never quite sure whether it's ok to eat green crisps.
5. Everyone who grew up in the 80's has entered the digits 55378008
into a calculator.
6. Reading when you're drunk is horrible
7. Sharpening a pencil with a knife makes you feel really manly.
8. You're never quite sure whether it's against the law or not to
have a fire in your back garden.
9. Nobody ever dares make cup-a-soup in a bowl.
10. You never know where to look when eating a banana.
11. Its impossible to describe the smell of a wet cat.
12. Prodding a fire with a stick makes you feel manly.
13. Rummaging in an overgrown garden will always turn up a bouncy
ball.
14. You always feel a bit scared when stroking horses.
15. Everyone always remembers the day a dog ran into your school.
16. The most embarrassing thing you can do as schoolchild is to call
your teacher mum or dad.
17. The smaller the monkey the more it looks like it would kill you
at the first given opportunity.
18. Some days you see lots of people on crutches.
19. Every bloke has at some stage while taking a pee flushed half
way through and then raced against the flush.
20. Old women with mobile phones look wrong!
21. Its impossible to look cool whilst picking up a Frisbee.
22. Driving through a tunnel makes you feel excited.
23. You never ever run out of salt.
24. Old ladies can eat more than you think.
25. You can't respect a man who carries a dog.
26. There's no panic like the panic you momentarily feel when you've
got your hand or head stuck in something.
27. No one knows the origins of their metal coat hangers.
28. Despite constant warning, you have never met anybody who has had
their arm broken by a swan.
29. The most painful household incident is wearing socks and
stepping on an upturned plug.
30. People who don't drive slam car doors too hard
31. You've turned into your dad the day you put aside a thin piece
of wood specifically to stir paint with.
32. Everyone had an uncle who tried to steal their nose.
33. Bricks are horrible to carry.
34. In every plate of chips there is a bad chip.
35. Knowledge is knowing that a tomato is a fruit; Wisdom is not
putting it in a fruit salad
Btw... gerrof you bastard, or i'll brek yer legs!
swords
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yaruar said:
Alas i feel sorry for thee who cant understand the complex and witty humour of this great man...
Shy.
He's usually on Chanel 4 though im not sure whether the series is being shown atm.
http://www.thecustard.tv/shows/peterkaysphoenixnights.html
Its pure fucking class love!
Brynn
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Ranger said:Phoenix nights best series ever !!
"Its a 6ft cock n balls man ... its nothing else"
"Cant we discuise it ? ...."
"Ye kenny ... wel put a wooly hat on it, and say its you"
(only peeps who have seen it will get that
snake eggs
Garnet
Fledgling Freddie
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Ranger said:Phoenix nights best series ever !!
"Its a 6ft cock n balls man ... its nothing else"
"Cant we discuise it ? ...."
"Ye kenny ... wel put a wooly hat on it, and say its you"
(only peeps who have seen it will get that
rofl class
