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Ch3tan

I aer teh win!!
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Now this, this is animal cruelty. Where is the facebook page and the army of outraged britons? Still checking in wheelie bins for cats?
 

Lamp

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If hysterical people were screaming for the death penalty for a woman who put a cat in a bin, what are they going to be calling for with this bloke? Whats worse than death?

Maybe being forced to watch the One Show for 24 hours straight? or
Being forced to listen to Drum & Bass for more than 20 seconds?
Sharing a prison cell with Job, Turmaber, Marc, & Dorimor?
Owning up to having a Nandos loyalty card in your wallet?
 

Dudley52

Part of the furniture
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If hysterical people were screaming for the death penalty for a woman who put a cat in a bin, what are they going to be calling for with this bloke? Whats worse than death?

Maybe being forced to watch the One Show for 24 hours straight? or
Being forced to listen to Drum & Bass for more than 20 seconds?
Sharing a prison cell with Job, Turmaber, Marc, & Dorimor?
Owning up to having a Nandos loyalty card in your wallet?

hahahhahaha. Gotta be the loyalty card.
 

- English -

Resident Freddy
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If hysterical people were screaming for the death penalty for a woman who put a cat in a bin, what are they going to be calling for with this bloke? Whats worse than death?

Maybe being forced to watch the One Show for 24 hours straight? or
Being forced to listen to Drum & Bass for more than 20 seconds?
Sharing a prison cell with Job, Turmaber, Marc, & Dorimor?
Owning up to having a Nandos loyalty card in your wallet?

haha that reminds me of the dr cox rant in scrubs .. rep ;D
 

Marc

FH is my second home
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If hysterical people were screaming for the death penalty for a woman who put a cat in a bin, what are they going to be calling for with this bloke? Whats worse than death?

Maybe being forced to watch the One Show for 24 hours straight? or
Being forced to listen to Drum & Bass for more than 20 seconds?
Sharing a prison cell with Job, Turmaber, Marc, & Dorimor?
Owning up to having a Nandos loyalty card in your wallet?

Having an imaginary £10k a day coke habbit?
 

Ezteq

Queen of OT
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i cannot even talk about this one, its like down here a year or so ago a bunch of teenage boys stamped a newborn deer to death, there are some things so fucking horrific that i just, well its like my brain just shuts them out.

lets just say though if there was a vote on what to do with people like this i would be very very unpopular with liberals.
 

Job

The Carl Pilkington of Freddyshouse
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That poor cat woman has had her life ruined by the mob over a cat, and she didn't even kill it!
Is anyone showing her an ounce of compassion for a moment of madness?
As CCTV becomes more and more invasive with every freakin doorbell
having a 24hr recording spycam in it, you are going to see loads of people
getting caught doing weird shit.
How long before every camera has a live feed on the net, presumably this
will be Googles next project.
Fuck if I 'd been filmed 24/7 since I was 13, they'd bring back the death sentence.
 

Lamp

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I live & work in London. They reckon you're recorded by CCTV over 300 times a day. Probably more
 

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