- Jan 21, 2004
lets get creative! make the personal ad from hell. really crunch yer brain and make the worst personal ads ever! (pg13), best ones get rep points!
Where did you find that one? got his number? :-OFunkybunny said:"young man 47 is searching for playmates, me: a bit chubby, bald, hairy back, low income. you: blond, slim waist, good forms, love kinky sex"
thats a personal ad!
Ame said:Ugly, fat, recently divorced, clinically depressed, incompetant, sadistic, suicidal, crazy, skizophrenic, 20 year old male transvestite insomniac looking for a partner.
Likes: Food such as pizza, hamburgers, kebabs, anything fried in pure grease; Being sad; Watching sad films; Torturing people; Killing people; Attempt suicides; Flashing lights; Wearing womans clothing; Walking on the beach at 4am; Poetry.
Dislikes: People whispering; Cats, dogs and other animals; Women; Men; Beds; Sleeping pills; Hard work.
Looking for a partner that has similar interests to me. Any will do. Age: 18-120. Call me at 999, and ask for inmate 517 at London Prison.
Ezteq said:necrophiliac looking for man as last one was in too higher state of decay,
contact C.Z jones
the mumbles, wales
eewwww.Darksword said:u know you could make that 10 times worse by just changing it to
"last one wasnt in high enough state of decay"
and if you want to make it 100 times worse just add "must enjoy facials!"