Perfect man for you.

[old.Tohtori]

I don't wear the clothes you want me to wear.
I don't tell you every single rumour i hear.
Still you want more, and you want it now.
You don't even like my hairstyle you stupid cow.

My dog was too brown for your taste,
you hate the way i leave my toothpaste.
You call me stupid, when i'm just right.
Everyday you come up with a new fight.

'cause you're too demanding,
your whines are never-ending.
And no matter what the hell i do,
i can never be the perfect man for you.

Now i've had enough, i'm going. goodbye!
And you can bet your *ss i won't cry.
So i'm taking off, i'm done being your slave.
If i stayed you'd take me to my grave.

And if you think i'm being rude, i've just started.
It wasn't the dog, it was me all the time who farted.
Your teddy isn't lost, it's burning in the trashbin.
Oh and i do want to tell you another thing.

All the time at work, you thought i was loyal.
I was at your sisters, i f*cked her royal!
So now you know, adios, auf wiedersen.
Hey baby..you allright? Why's your face so green? *laughs*

'cause you're too demanding,
your whines are never-ending.
And no matter what the hell i do,
i can never be the perfect man for you.