penis enhancement

[Laddey]

Been reading some reviews etc about these pills and exercises.

My dick isn't small at all. It's average.


I just want an absolute monster of a cock. Like maybe 10 inch?


Any experiences with this ?

 

[pikeh]

please god say this is a 'freddyrape'.

 

[old.Tohtori]

No experience, but as i understand it, you have an x-size cock for a reason.

Often when the size is fiddled with, you'll notice that your body isn't equipped to handle the extra blood needed to lift the mast and while you may get into a 12" monster size, it'll dangle like a doped up noodle on a after-spring break morning.

 

[Vasconcelos]

 

[Laddey]

just curious thats all.

I'm perfectly happy with my package. But having a monster of a cock would be an added bonus.

 

[Vasconcelos]

just curious thats all.

I'm perfectly happy with my package. But having a monster of a cock would be an added bonus.

Not always.

When I was a teen I got a friend whose girlfriend didnt let him "make his debut" cuz literally she said "you wont ever put that thing inside me".

Granted we used to name him "Tripod", and I guess after that failure start, the obvious advantages ended up payin off.

 

[megadave]

good cameo, laddey

 

[Edmond]

I used to know a guy who had 11 and a half inches and his wife wouldn't let him anywhere near her cos it hurt her so much

There's a lot to be said for a rock hard 4".....i mean 8", Grrrrrrrrrr






*fuck!!!!*

 

[old.Tohtori]

Not to mention, even if you do get near some female units main port, they will never let a big 'un near their auxilliary exhaust

 

[megadave]

if u had a 11" dong you'd just be a pornstar, easy

 

[Punishment]

6 inches does me fine tyvm , never had any complaints

 

[old.Tohtori]

Really should measure mine i guess, anyone got a microscope handy?

 

[Punishment]

Really should measure mine i guess, anyone got a microscope handy?

Its not how big your dick is thot buddy its how much shit you can talk and charming the pants off em

 

[old.Tohtori]

Its not how big your dick is thot buddy its how much shit you can talk and charming the pants off em

Me? Talk sh*t? If that's the measure, according to this place i'm hugh freakin hefner

 

[Zenith.UK]

There really is such a thing as having too much of a good thing.

One of my wife's exes was about 9" or so and he actually caused her internal bruising and pelvic inflammatory disease.

 

[Ezteq]

oooh Laddey rofl only you could make a post like this and in all honesty go 'whaaat??' when people question your sanity!

 

[Gwadien]

Ez, give your opinion, make the lad feel better about his cock.

it's complete lies what they tell you... the media in the form of porn has made you feel insecure about your cock and it's complete lies, big cocks don't prevail!

 

[old.Tohtori]

it's complete lies what they tell you... the media in the form of porn has made you feel insecure about your cock and it's complete lies, big cocks don't prevail!

Aye, they say porn is degrading to women, bullcrap, it's degrading to men!

You know cause, your cockgrade decreases due to cocxpectations getting higher.

And we all know women watch more porn anyway. Men don't have to, we see a female on the street and it's undressed and bent over, in our minds you pervs, faster then Bush says something stupid.

 

[Ezteq]

Ez, give your opinion, make the lad feel better about his cock.

it's complete lies what they tell you... the media in the form of porn has made you feel insecure about your cock and it's complete lies, big cocks don't prevail!

Um, I've been out with guys who were giant cocks, if laddey wants to be the male version of lolo ferrari or whatever she was called then more power to him.

 

[Laddey]

i watched a porn the other day and this guy had an absolute massive shlong it was like 4 inch around probably 10 inch big.

she looked like she loved it.

 

[Helme]

she gets paid to look like she loved it...

 

[old.Tohtori]

Well there's one for every boat. Remember having a thing with a female unit who liked short intercourse sessions

 

[Tuthmes]

Strap on and go for the shocker.

 

[Zita]

best thread ever. lol!

 

[CorNokZ]

best thread ever. lol!

You never read the 'shit in the shower' thread, did you?

Also if you want a big schlong, get a big rock put some string around it and then tie the string to the tip of your penis. I will become longer, I guarantee this

 

[Punishment]

You never read the 'shit in the shower' thread, did you?

Also if you want a big schlong, get a big rock put some string around it and then tie the string to the tip of your penis. I will become longer, I guarantee this

Like a childs arm holding an apple it is ...

 

[old.Tohtori]

Weirdest thing is to get reps titled "penis enhancement".

 

[tierk]

Laddey you sure as hell have some balls on you if not a big cock!! :lol:

 

[fettoken]

Just try those penis enlargement pills marketed in the spam mails already and let us know if they work.

 

[CorNokZ]

Rock and string ffs!