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old.=DI=Penry

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Hugh pile up on the A1 last week - turned out thet a duck was crossing the road with some little 'uns following it.

Dont think the ducks made it !!!

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old.frankie

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durz, you really need to lighten up, are you always this serious ?

this aint a serious thread, caus if it was, TUG would be up at EXORS STUS and BODHIs houses trying to kick the shit out of em, but he aint, caus this aint real, ya, i am telling you the truth here, this isnt the real life, so lighten up and dont take people for their word here, because most likly, they are all having you on, and they are not who they seem to be.

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bodhi

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TUG you are really rather gay arent you. I wouldnt give abuse if I couldnt take it, you thick pe0nic child molestor.

btw 85 mph all the way down from scotland yesterday in high winds. Car just kept on going where I wanted it :)

Bodhi
 
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old.TUG

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lol ok m8...

If I'm thick, why would I score an IQ of 150? :D

If I'm gay, why would I like girls?

I ain't gonna argue anymore cuz there is no point :)

Well done for doing 85 mph...??????????????

If you *really* wanna argue with me sooo badly, ICQ me instead: 26021081

seeya.
 
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Durzel

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I don't normally get involved in flamewars, but...

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Best thing to do with horses is to kneescap em, and then kick them in the head, the can run without legs, and it would be funny watching a horse and a rider on top of it writhing on the floor, got a better idea though, drive past with a chainsaw and cut its legs off, be a bit lob sided though, but funny.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

frankie: If jokes were football clubs, this one would be the 'Horse and Groom 2nd XI', playing in the Barrett Homes Division 4. It's just not even remotely funny, in fact I actually found it quite disturbing. Let me share a little gem of truth with you, there has never been - in the history of the known World - a joke that has involved "cutting horses legs off", simply because its about as funny as being run through by someone carrying a pointy sword.

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>She worked at the local stable/saddlery and was taking a horse to be shod, part of her job, some knobjob shot past her in his car and the horse reared up, freaked totally and threw her, she landed badly and broke her back...<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

Still the fact of the matter is that horses shouldn't be on the road. Ever. If I cycled along the M4 I would probably get all of 100m before being sucked under the passing traffic. Bizarrely enough this is the exact reason cyclists are banned from riding on the motorway. Drivers have enough to contend with avoiding other drivers, let alone having to worry about various wildlife trapsing along at speeds no higher than 5 mph.

As much as I have sympathy for the woman who broke her back, she shouldn't have been on the road on a horse in the first place. Fields are for horses, roads are for cars. End of story.
 
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stu

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<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by frankie:
TUG would be up at EXORS STUS and BODHI's houses<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

Hang on... not that long ago you were accusing us of all being the same person.

Also, you can't have a vote on your own. That's called a decision. Flid.

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old.frankie

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HAHA

Ill do what the hell i want, and anything you say is very unlikly to stop me

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old.TUG

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haha :)

No offence frankie, but you are shooting yourself in the foot by contradicting what you say ;)

I ain't on noones side tho... right, I'm off to go find stu and exor to beat em up now ;)
 
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old.frankie

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what am i contradicting ?

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ReActor

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LOL, frankie. I gotta admit, I was feeling kind of sorry for you because I know how painful being 0wned by the likes of Stu can be, and for him to turn on a poor retarded young man like yourself seemed a little cruel.

But no matter, because I have since discovered that you are a complete and utter CUNTKNUCKLE :D.

Come on OCA lads, I know you weren't really trying :) Cunt factor 9 on this guy please!
 
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old.frankie

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geez, im laffing at you now, why ?, caus ya acting so immature, and guess what, this aint real, its a messageboard, and i doubt in real life you would say all these things, why dont you just quit, caus this can go on and on...

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old.TUG

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Now I think you're all a bunch of puffs :D

Get over it you fools! Noone cares about your bickering... be quiet for a while :)
 
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bodhi

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No frankie, in real life Id be far FAR more abusive.
 
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old.frankie

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oooh, i very much doubt that

because i really do doubt that that you could walk into a club, go upto pete tong and say "hello, my name is bodhi, i dont like this music, it has no style at all, and is really poor, and crap" and i doubt very much if you would walk out there without any bruises. What you say is just not the sort of thing you go saying to everyone in real life. I think many people who have been "outside" would aggree.




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old.frankie

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oooh, no i spelt something wrong, go on, take the piss, say i have an IQ of 1, oooh, you know you want too...

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old.TUG

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Haha :)

Bodhi m8, you sound *reeeaaaly* scary! ;) I'd never want to meet you, I'd shit meself I'm sure...

In fact, you're as scary as a hamster cooked to death in a microwave.

Methinks - 'Cunted innit' :)

Come on then twatman, do your worst - cuz u ain't ever gonna phase me ;) I thrive off ripping the piss out of stupid arseholes :)

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old.frankie

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come on Bodhi-paint, bring ya croanies in

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Durzel

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<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>come on Bodhi-paint, bring ya croanies in<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

ROTLFMAO.

I actually laughed at this irl although I'm fairly confident that wasn't the intended response..

"Bodhi-paint"

Genius.
 
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old.frankie

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cool, durz has found his fun side

just like to point out BODHI likes country and western, no flame intened, although saying that he likes it might be enough to make him cry...

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bodhi

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hmmmmm. Ask anyone who has spoken to me irl, they will tell you I dish out just as much abuse irl as I do in here. And whats more, I aint been in a fight since I was 8. That was 12 years ago.

I cant be arsed explaining any more

cunt the fuck off the lot of you

Bodhi

PS frankie bodhi-paint is only amusing if you are a retard and dont know how to pronounce my name properly ie Bodhi does not sound like body when you say it right. Fucknut.
 
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old.Nosser-

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So is it pronounced bho-di?

grum keeps calling u body btw, if i were u i'd twat him :D

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old.TUG

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Oooh I think the fuckheads cracking under the pressure :D
 
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old.TUG

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Oh I've just heard you live in stone...

Interesting... not far from me... :p
 
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old.frankie

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aint had a fight since ya were 8

lol

do you lock yaself in ya room or something ?, caus i really do doubt that if you acted like you do to complete stragers, you wouldnt last a minute down ere. You keep ya head low and shut up, or theres trouble.

Remember, i didnt start this, you did. Im willing to stop, if you are ?

but i doubt you can

i have a tenner says you dont

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old.frankie

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oh, didnt i tell you, im a millionaire, and im not joking, ask tug if ya dont believe me.

Just goes to show you dont know much about who you think you know about.

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old.TUG

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Bodhi - would you dare you spout your cheek face to face?

It could be fun... (for me anyway)
 
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old.MeddlE

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Personally, I find that real pigeons give much better explosions than clay ones. Hey Exor, you're a pigeon aint ya?
 

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