Peaches Geldof - Would you?

[Shagrat]

i love you guys, every time I think we've reached the depths, you show me I'm still in the shallows..

haha

 

[Zenith.UK]

Nah, I couldn't do her because she looks like her dad.
And I wouldn't do any of her sisters either.
And certainly not their mother (since she's dead).

 

[Laddey]

And certainly not their mother (since she's dead).

Hahaha

 

[georgie]

And certainly not their mother (since she's dead).

When did your standards reach such lofty heights, Zen?

 

[cHodAX]

Nah, I couldn't do her because she looks like her dad.
And I wouldn't do any of her sisters either.
And certainly not their mother (since she's dead).

Fussy fucker, I won't turn down a cock and balls blowjob from old Bob, I bet he slathers like a motherfucker!

 

[Billargh]

She has very unhappy eyes.

 

[cHodAX]

i love you guys, every time I think we've reached the depths, you show me I'm still in the shallows..

haha

We aim to please, just like a good bukakke film.

 

[soze]

If she was not famous and a normal girl in a pub i would be all over her like a std. I like some of her tats you could play a game of trying to hit the centre on the ones on her leg lol

 

[TdC]

dude, I've been single for nearly two years now. I would bang it until it breaks. Actually, me being the feebling I am, I'd prolly beg for mercy before the day was out

[edit: I bite]

biting earns you the teedlepunch of doom. biting does not amuse the teed :/

 

[BloodOmen]

dinna like, something not quite right about her head :x its odd shaped...

 

[Roo Stercogburn]

Do not want.

 

[Lamp]

Fussy fucker, I won't turn down a cock and balls blowjob from old Bob, I bet he slathers like a motherfucker!

jizz in his hair - it will take him ages to wash it all out

BOOMtown Rats

 

[Raven]

Probably, though she is a repulsive me me me twat so only if she wasn't allowed to talk.

 

[Bugz]

That tattoo running down her body looks great!

The rest look shit though.

 

[DocWolfe]

I would punch her in the face, if that helps.

 

[cHodAX]

I would punch her in the face, if that helps.

Works as well as Rohypnol.

 

[eksdee]

up the bum, no lube and i'll add a donkey punch to boot

 

[cHodAX]

up the bum, no lube and i'll add a donkey punch to boot

Classy bastard, that is a page straight out of my book.

I like the cut of your jib young sir!

 

[Chronictank]

pay her? no

Don't really find her all that attractive personally, particularly with the tats

 

[Olgaline]

the way I see it.
Sex is like a gun,
You aim....... you shoot...... you Run!

who said anything about paying

 

[Ch3tan]

The fact that cho simply asked would you or not, no mention of paying for it, has been missed by many people.

 

[Olgaline]

who is she anyway ?


oh and
statistics show that 2/3 guys would tap a girl if she has tattoos

 

[Ezteq]

Me too, fancy a midnight nibble?

you bring the crackers cos honey I got the cheese!


...wait a minute, that sounded sexier in my head

 

[Shagrat]

ew EZ's got cheese.

Wait there love, I'll run you a bath so you can erm, smarten yourself up.

 

[Ch3tan]

you bring the crackers cos honey I got the cheese!


...wait a minute, that sounded sexier in my head

If it's not blue cheese, I'm not biting.

 

[mooSe_]

tbh i would be worried if it was

 

[Ezteq]

... omg it's stinking bishop!!!

 

[cHodAX]

If it's not blue cheese, I'm not biting.

It's not cheese, she just has a yeast infection!

 

[Ezteq]

...no that's just marmite left over from my night of passion with docwolf.


[edit: so it'd be a 'yeast extract' infection imo]

 

[cHodAX]

...no that's just marmite left over from my night of passion with docwolf.


[edit: so it'd be a 'yeast extract' infection imo]

You slept with Docwolfe???!!!?!! I never even noticed you sneak into our bedroom!