Patch day of Dyyym!

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old.Tohtori

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Har Har! I am The(yes THE!) Great Gorgonzola and i shall tell you what is to come! Sorrow and destruction! I gived you now...

THE MAGNIFICANT PATCH OF DOOOOOM!! 1.62fe.45(alpha)

Major fixes in game:

- All instaspells(except for Gorgonzola) shall be no more. These shall be replaced by spells that remove 10% of your health. With no perks.

- All weapondamage shall be reduced to 50% for...umm... balancing! Yes. Balance.

- All stealthclasses shall have their stealths updated with a 5 minute timer, 1 minute effective time. This will remove the "stealth" bug where players could stay stealthed for long periods of times.

- Savage quadhit will be no more. It will be replaced with the original, 25% effect hit as it was planned. (This will be counted from the 50% allready taken down).

- Necromancers will no longer be immune to attacks even if they have a pet alive.

- Pets are taken out completely. They are against the CoC since their name "pet" is offensive to vetenarians.

Added things:

- New race: Great Gorgonzola.

- New Class: Ruler of All.

- Unique(only one/game) race that is only cabable of becoming a Ruler of All.

- Starting stats all raised to 150 for balance issues.

- Self buffs for speed, attack speed, stats, matter/body/heat resistance.

- Instaspells for debuffs and AoEDD as well as DD.

- 5.5 specpoints and 20 Realmpoints per level.

- Speclines in Allmagic, Stealth, Quadhits, Bow, Pole, Instahits and BAF.

- Possibility for level 100.

- All necessary quests and instagroups/powerlevel needed for this class.

This will go live October 15th on the Day of the Great Gorgonzola.

EDIT: Also all healing classes will be removed for balancing issues.
 
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old.Tohtori

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Silence! The Great Gorgonzola has spoken. This not a futile attempt to beat Roo in Patchday posting! This the future that shall be!
 
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old.Tohtori

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Jeff: Hey Tonder.

Tonder: What?

Jeff: This thread is stupid.

Tonder: No shit. The "Great" Gorgonzola is a..

TGG: Silence you fool! I am The Great Gorgonzola and all shall perish when i unleash my..

Tonder: You're a twat.

TGG: SILENCE I SAY!! You shall not speak..

Jeff: You really are.

Tonder: Won't believe me.

Jeff: Well who would.

TGG: I...

Tonder: Yeah yeah. You Great Big Cheese. You bad. Piss off.

Jeff: Wanna go down to the frontiers and bash some albs?

TGG: ...

Tonder: Sure, let's bring this oversized egomaniac and use him as bait.
 
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Cyradix

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Originally posted by old.Tohtori
Har Har! I am The(yes THE!) Great Gorgonzola and i shall tell you what is to come! Sorrow and destruction! I gived you now...

THE MAGNIFICANT PATCH OF DOOOOOM!! 1.62fe.45(alpha)

This will go live October 15th on the Day of the Great Gorgonzola.

issues.


Excuse me, but October 15th is already reserved for my birthday.
I will be the Day of the Great Cyradix! ;)
 
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The Kingpin

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NOO!!

Don't talk to it Jeff and Tonder!!

You will just incourage it!!
 
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old.Tohtori

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Tonder: Incourage this! *makes a handsignal*

Jeff: Tonder!!

Tonder: He was asking for it!

Jeff: He was giving a fair warning about..

TGG: THE GREAT GORGONZOLA!!!

Tonder: ...

Jeff: ...

TGG: Fine...*sits down and reads the wallstreet journal*

Tonder: Now where was i...ah yes. *makes another handsignal*

Jeff: So 80's..

Tonder: Yeah, yo momma.
 
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old.Jable

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first bits funny. rest is a pile of pants imo. teh seal needs to be clubbed.
 
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The Real Redi

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Originally posted by klavrynd
try the italian daoc board imo

hmm... <shoulders his pack, tucks away his roleplaying pipe and heads off to the Eye-talian forums for some banter and late night tomfoolery!>

do Italians know what RPing is? <shrugs> 'bout to find out i spose... :clap:
 

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