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Maljonic
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does anyone have any interesting party tricks. I suppose my most famous one (the one people always ask me to do) is the ability to fold my ears into my head so it looks like I have no ears
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old.Fweddy
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I get drunk and fall over.
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Maljonic
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oh, that's another of mine; I get drunk and stay standing
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xane
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After experiencing your comedy repertoire in the JOTD thread, I'd probably appreciate the ear stunt.
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Damini
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I can pull my belly botton out?
Its incredibly under whelming.
Its incredibly under whelming.
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Testin da Cable
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I can't do anything :/ I can drink lots of beer though!
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~YuckFou~
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I can do the David Blaine stylee float in mid air thing, but I can only manage 2/3 inches, so to speak :/
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Maljonic
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you'll also be pleased to know I don't tell those jokes at parties
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~YuckFou~
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Originally posted by Maljonic
you'll also be pleased to know I don't tell those jokes at parties
The prerequisite there would be a party invitation
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Testin da Cable
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!oblige
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Maljonic
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well I don't really do party invitations. More into social gatherings where my friends just show up.Originally posted by ~YuckFou~
The prerequisite there would be a party invitation
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whipped
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After 6 or so pints I can do a pretty convincing MC Hammer dance. Well, it always seems convincing to me. According to more sober people I actually look like I'm having a fit while smiling like a maniac.
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xane
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That _is_ what "pretty convincing MC Hammer dance" should look like tho.
I prefer the MC Hawking dance myself.
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Nibbler
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I tend to put things in my mouth when people tell me. So far i've had a cream cake with the wrapper on (eaten), a pine cone (chewed) a white stone (sucked, came out grey), and polystrene with vodka on (chewed). I've also snorted pepper and had a cigarette butt stubbed out on me on tuesday....
Happy days....
Happy days....
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I can fold my eyelids inside out, and I can fold my tongue in half. No, not rolling my tongue, I can actually fold it in half the whole way along and leave it like that if I so desired. It looks odd.
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I've done that when i'm sober.
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Lester
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O.k. here's a cool party trick. Oh...wait...do you promise not to tell?
I'll assume that's a yes.
This sounds a little naff but it works really well when done right.
Best at a party with quite a few people who don't know you very well. As the night winds down slightly and you are sitting around, drinking quality shorts without doubt, and generally shooting the shit, you turn the talk to mysticism. As you all discuss Firewalkers, mind reading etc you let it slip that you spent a year in India/SouthAmerica wherever and learnt how to blank out pain. You offer to demonstrate and, either using your own or someone elses, you take a lighted cigarette, take a real good drag to make the end glow and hold it between your thumb and finger. The glowing end touching your finger is impressive but really draws a few gasps when after say 3 or 4 seconds you actually squeeze it and start to bend it, demonstrating that you are not just holding it really lightly. The "how" is easy of course. While you are talking around the houses you grip an ice cube (by your side in your drink)between your finger and thumb and squeeze hard for a good minute (this will actually hurt more than the fag) Trust me this won't hurt and won't leave a mark. You should practice at home because the first few times you do it your fingers tremble in anticipation of the pain they are about to endure. Try and make the conversation sound natural and don't rush into the party going "hey look at me! I aer teh sykik!!
The best bit, of course, is the n00bs who say "oh that's easy, let me have a go!!" and burn themselves (over and over again)
//edit wipe your fingers before you grip the fag or they'll see the wet. You can usually hold the fag for a good 10-15 seconds
I'll assume that's a yes.
This sounds a little naff but it works really well when done right.
Best at a party with quite a few people who don't know you very well. As the night winds down slightly and you are sitting around, drinking quality shorts without doubt, and generally shooting the shit, you turn the talk to mysticism. As you all discuss Firewalkers, mind reading etc you let it slip that you spent a year in India/SouthAmerica wherever and learnt how to blank out pain. You offer to demonstrate and, either using your own or someone elses, you take a lighted cigarette, take a real good drag to make the end glow and hold it between your thumb and finger. The glowing end touching your finger is impressive but really draws a few gasps when after say 3 or 4 seconds you actually squeeze it and start to bend it, demonstrating that you are not just holding it really lightly. The "how" is easy of course. While you are talking around the houses you grip an ice cube (by your side in your drink)between your finger and thumb and squeeze hard for a good minute (this will actually hurt more than the fag) Trust me this won't hurt and won't leave a mark. You should practice at home because the first few times you do it your fingers tremble in anticipation of the pain they are about to endure. Try and make the conversation sound natural and don't rush into the party going "hey look at me! I aer teh sykik!!
The best bit, of course, is the n00bs who say "oh that's easy, let me have a go!!" and burn themselves (over and over again)
//edit wipe your fingers before you grip the fag or they'll see the wet. You can usually hold the fag for a good 10-15 seconds
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Gef
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LOL .. that last one was dreadful, i'm sorry but its true
Party tricks .. ermm, oh I can juggle! Entertaining for about 10 seconds ..
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GDW
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I used to be able to stick a lit cigarette in the end of my knob and smoke it,.... exhaling it out of my arse.
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~Lazarus~
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used to do the old condom trick.
Pull the condom over your head, down under your nose and then proceed to inflate.
Gets a few stares.
Anyway, stopped doing that when some bastard thought it would be funny to burst the almost fully inflated condom with a cigarette.
Almost blew my fucking eyeballs out, blasted the cigarette outta the guys hand into a pile of coats on the couch. Guess whos fucking coat got a big hole in it
Pull the condom over your head, down under your nose and then proceed to inflate.
Gets a few stares.
Anyway, stopped doing that when some bastard thought it would be funny to burst the almost fully inflated condom with a cigarette.
Almost blew my fucking eyeballs out, blasted the cigarette outta the guys hand into a pile of coats on the couch. Guess whos fucking coat got a big hole in it
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~YuckFou~
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Now thats talent.
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lynchet
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Its also of course untrue
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Damini
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Heh, reading about the condom trick....
Me and my brother got left to babysit my little sister one night years ago, and recently we had seen a show where they managed to fit something like 10 people inside a condom by boiling it first (something to do with increasing its elasticity). So after a few sneaky drinks me and my brother boiled up a condom, and tried to fit my little sister inside it. She was not a keen participant, and the condom was not all that stretchy at all, and also unpleasantly warm.
After much struggle, we managed to roll it up past her knee, and which point it exploded in a fit of spermicidalness, leaving my sister balling her eyes out and smelling like, well, smelling like a girl who had been semi emersed in a warm condom.
Me and my brother got left to babysit my little sister one night years ago, and recently we had seen a show where they managed to fit something like 10 people inside a condom by boiling it first (something to do with increasing its elasticity). So after a few sneaky drinks me and my brother boiled up a condom, and tried to fit my little sister inside it. She was not a keen participant, and the condom was not all that stretchy at all, and also unpleasantly warm.
After much struggle, we managed to roll it up past her knee, and which point it exploded in a fit of spermicidalness, leaving my sister balling her eyes out and smelling like, well, smelling like a girl who had been semi emersed in a warm condom.
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~YuckFou~
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Originally posted by lynchet
Its also of course untrue
Have some prizes...
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Testin da Cable
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I'm strangely aroused now
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Maljonic
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oh my God no!Originally posted by Testin da Cable
I'm strangely aroused now
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Wij
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STOP TdC...
*cold-spoon-tap*
Carry on...
*cold-spoon-tap*
Carry on...
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xane
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Damini, tell your brother to take it off first next time.
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Lester
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Talking of condoms, I went to a party when I was around fifteen and while searching thru the mothers medicine cabinet, as you do, found some tiny condoms. Wtf where they for then. Likkle widges or self examination or hamster johnnies? Any ideas? Anyway we took 'em out and left 'em all round the house for the guys parents to discover at their leisure.
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Originally posted by Testin da Cable
I'm strangely aroused now
It was a girl not Wij