Paris Hilton Gave me a laugh today

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old.Tohtori

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Either "side" is biased and most likely not true.

Gimme a "unbiased" view and i'll rather listen to that.

Just because the DJ is "nice and banging guy" in your view, doesn't mean he can't be a dickhead.

Just because paris has done some stuff, doesn't make her a "stupid c*nt"(overkill much?)

Just because paris says his bodyguard started it, doesn't make it true(she's a bit of a diva afterall).

etc.
Actually many people who've met paris say she's rather a smart individual(hotel moguls daughter and all) and most of the stuff seen on TV are just an image to sell stuff(it sells) and that she really is, like your opinion of the DJ, "nice". Doesn't mean she's not a diva though, rich hollywood is.

Neither side can be trusted, there's more to the story as always.
 

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I am firmly of the belief that Paris Hilton is a genius and is playing everyone for fools.
 

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I am firmly of the belief that Paris Hilton is a genius and is playing everyone for fools.

I've taken into account her parents, who are rather genius people in the market/etc.

Also if you take an image you want to sell to this day and age little girls and such, you need an image of a "totally awesome like fo'sha!" image to do so.

As such, paris is a perfect shining gem of an image that would sell. It's not like little girls would relate to a business suit wearing paris who speaks of how the monopoly industry is hurting the modern day finance scene with the dowjones being what it is :D
 

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Paris Hilton is royalty. Who the fuck is Steve Angello? Never heard of him. Therefore if she wants him to change the tune, the nobody should do as she says! :twak:
 

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I am firmly of the belief that Paris Hilton is a genius and is playing everyone for fools.

She certiainly is playing it well then :)

Did you read what she wrote? Is sounds like a fucking 10 year old writing...
 

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She certiainly is playing it well then :)

Did you read what she wrote? Is sounds like a fucking 10 year old writing...

Its roughly the standard of writing you'd expect on myspace tbh =)
 

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doesn't make her a "stupid c*nt"(overkill much?)

Actually youre half right. It doesn't make her a stupid c*nt.

The fact that she's been videotaped fucking/nude by 3 different boyfriends on 3 totally separate occasions and naievely expected they wouldn't end up being w*nked to by hundreds of thousands of men across the world does make her a stupid c*nt.



Three videos on the internet at last count? When are you going to learn woman!

Even monkeys who've never seen fire know it's hot let alone the ones that've been burned 3 times!
 

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I read the first 2 lines of the myspace blog, then my brain started hurting.
 

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why does a dj need security, clubs ive been to theres always a bouncer near the dj booth but to hav your own persinal security is a bit overkill.
 

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Actually youre half right. It doesn't make her a stupid c*nt.

The fact that she's been videotaped fucking/nude by 3 different boyfriends on 3 totally separate occasions and naievely expected they wouldn't end up being w*nked to by hundreds of thousands of men across the world does make her a stupid c*nt.

And if it never was naively expected that it wouldn't?

And how about pornstars? You calling all pornstars stupid c*nts too?

And every single amateur video "star"?
 

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And if it never was naively expected that it wouldn't?

And how about pornstars? You calling all pornstars stupid c*nts too?

And every single amateur video "star"?

Read his post then ask the question again.
 

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that's when my boyfriend, like my knight in shining armor, stepped in and told the guy to keep his hands off of me. Then all hell broke loose, it was like something out of a fight movie, it was so frightening. I had never seen anything like it in my life. Doug was fighting off like 6 guys. But he was of course stronger then them all but one of the idiots punched him in the face and busted open his lip.

haha.
 

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Being taped on three occasions and being wanked at by nerds across the globe doesn't make her a c*nt any more in my opinion, so yes, ti does make sense.

How about you point out what magical meaning i missed in his post?
 

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Well. You either you completely contradicted yourself or it was just bad english.

"And if it never was naively expected that it wouldn't?"

The sentence hurt my head. What do you mean by this?

Of course Porn Stars know they're being wanked over, so they're not stupid *****, they make money out of it, it's like any other job.
 

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If Paris was so mega smart she would not have got herself written out of the Hilton estate she may have made a load of money out of playing an idiot but she lost access to even more.
 

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"And if it never was naively expected that it wouldn't?"

The sentence hurt my head. What do you mean by this?

It´s a simple case of double negation.
Binary Surfer said, that being taped while having sex and expecting that the tapes wouldn´t end up on the internet makes her look like a stupid c*nt. And what if she did *not* expect that they wouldn´t end up on the internet (= what if she was fully aware that they would?)

Doesn´t sound like a contradiction to me.
 

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Its wasted on you lot. Steve Angello is one of the biggest house DJs in the world and is one half of the Swedish Mafia (Steve Angello & Sebastian Engrosso) these guys are bigger than Matellica in house (dont know metal was the first name i could think of)

Put it this way these guys are massive.
 

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I really dont get why that has anything to do with whether he was acting like a cock or not :p
End of the day we only jhave half stories so either of them could have been at fault, the bf definitely deserved an ass kicking tho

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And if it never was naively expected that it wouldn't?

And how about pornstars? You calling all pornstars stupid c*nts too?

And every single amateur video "star"?

They get paid for it. That useless waste of flesh and air didnt, in fact she wasted several million quid trying to force various sites to remove it.
 

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It´s a simple case of double negation.
Binary Surfer said, that being taped while having sex and expecting that the tapes wouldn´t end up on the internet makes her look like a stupid c*nt. And what if she did *not* expect that they wouldn´t end up on the internet (= what if she was fully aware that they would?)

Doesn´t sound like a contradiction to me.

It's still bad English Thor :) Could have been put better to make the negation clearer :)
 

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I know what he wrote.

You clearly missed the intended point of what i was saying - and drew an irrelevant parallel to try and conceal that fact and further your own point.

The implied statement was not "being filmed makes you stupid"

Nor "f*cking on film make you stupid",

But in fact was "being filmed while f*cking 3 times by 3 different boyfriends, and believeing it wouldn't end up on the internet every time after the first one did, makes you stupid."

As i said - even chimps learn faster.
 

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I think what is more embarrassing is the fact she looked shite in the sack, like most chicks like her, most Amateurs atleast know how to look sexy when fucking she looked like she had the movement of a john smiths man cardboard cut out.

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Doug was fighting off like 6 guys. But he was of course stronger then them all but one of the idiots punched him in the face and busted open his lip. There was blood all over, I cried I was so upset and scared.
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HAHAHAHAHAH Someone got punched in a fight OMG THE HORROR!!!!!!

requesting bob sinclair!!!!!! HAHAAHAH dumb fucking blonde
 

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It´s a simple case of double negation.
Binary Surfer said, that being taped while having sex and expecting that the tapes wouldn´t end up on the internet makes her look like a stupid c*nt. And what if she did *not* expect that they wouldn´t end up on the internet (= what if she was fully aware that they would?)

Doesn´t sound like a contradiction to me.

Thank you.

They get paid for it. That useless waste of flesh and air didnt, in fact she wasted several million quid trying to force various sites to remove it.

Well didn't know she did. You could have said that instead of taking the offensive like you did.

It seemed like a possibility that it's a calculated PR stunt, as it's been speculated to be forever.

Hell, even the "paid millions to remove it" would be a great PR stunt.

It's still bad English Thor :) Could have been put better to make the negation clearer :)

Gee, sorry sir for not in being english and not there being taught of how PROPER people talk...jesus chreaist.

You clearly missed the intended point of what i was saying - and drew an irrelevant parallel to try and conceal that fact and further your own point.

The implied statement was not "being filmed makes you stupid"

Nor "f*cking on film make you stupid",

But in fact was "being filmed while f*cking 3 times by 3 different boyfriends, and believeing it wouldn't end up on the internet every time after the first one did, makes you stupid."

As i said - even chimps learn faster.

I wasn't implying you said "being filmed makes you a c*nt", i implied "it's not necessarily naive".
 

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Meh never heard of him, she is a dick though. Its been pretty much proven.
 

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Its wasted on you lot. Steve Angello is one of the biggest house DJs in the world and is one half of the Swedish Mafia (Steve Angello & Sebastian Engrosso) these guys are bigger than Matellica in house (dont know metal was the first name i could think of)

Put it this way these guys are massive.

Well obviously, just like 99% of the worlds population, she had never heard of them either :D
 

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