Parallel Universes

[SoWat]

I'm convinced there's a parrallel universe inhabited only by teenagers and young 20 somethings.

You see, I seem to be feeding half the teenage population of Crawley, as the kids bring home their boyfriends/girlfiend/someone they met on a bus...etc. In short, there always seems to be a mopey teenager in my kitchen wolfing down grub bought with my hard-earned.

Now, talking to the parents of these kids, they they are also having to take out a second mortgage to keep their cupboards stocked with food for the daily influx of, apparently, starving freeloaders.

This cannot be...unless they're existing in a parallel universe.

Conversely, when I were a lad, I can't remember dining out (on a regular basis anyway) at other people's houses. Maybe we get a 'Men in Black' style memory wipe when we reach 40?

s'cuse me, I have to go to Sainsburys now

 

[xane]

Its like those pan-dimensional bowels that small fluffy dogs have, the ones that seem to be able to disperse far more poo than they are physically capable of holding.

How I laughed when I first saw that Harry Enfield sketch where "little brother" metamorphosed into "Kevin the Teenager", it kept me laughing right up to the point it happened to my own step-son

 

[Embattle]

Every one was a teen at some point

 

[Testin da Cable]

I wouldn't mind being a teen again

 

[Wij]

So you could stare at teen girls without being arrested ?

I stand by my perv comment from the other thread

 

[Testin da Cable]

and I'll stand by the comment I made [after the comment I made so to speak - if you follow me etc.etc.]

 

[Wij]

Um, you've lost me. Does this mean I'm a teen girl now or what ?!?

 

[Summo]

I ain't following you, perv-boy.

 

[Testin da Cable]

Originally posted by Wij
Um, you've lost me. Does this mean I'm a teen girl now or what ?!?

wait...Wij does this mean you aren't a teenaged girl? now you tell me? aarg!

 

[Summo]

Tsk. All these years...

 

[Testin da Cable]

I feel....... ....*cries*

 

[Summo]

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:wub:

 

[Sir Frizz]

heh, we just use 'em for the food

 

[SoWat]

RIP another thread

 

[Summo]

Bah! We made it good!

If you're interested, as a kid I was always too polite to eat at friends houses unless their parents offered. Even then I'd most likely say no, thank you.

Even now, at my girlfriend's parent house I tend to sit under the table, never moving or talking unless I'm told to.

 

[Wij]

I just let the dogs assault me when I'm at the gf's mum's house. Too polite to go "ARGH ! STOP IT ! NOOOOOOOOOOOOO !!!"

 

[Testin da Cable]

...and get liters of dog slobber and at least half a puppy worth of hair on your new slacks heh

 

[Wij]

Always. I get crusties attacking me in the street cos they think I'm wearing a fur coat... and fur jeans. :/

 

[Testin da Cable]

I hate dogs

 

[Wij]

Dogs are alright. Just a bit mad

 

[Testin da Cable]

I'm a cat person.

all dogs must be consigned to labor camps, where they may be given the chance to live full, productive lives.

 

[Summo]

Teenagers, too.


(Happy now, SoWat? )

 

[Testin da Cable]

aye, teens too. with the possible exception of the yummy ones...



I'll get my coat now

 

[Wij]

perv !

 

[Testin da Cable]

I'm not listening to you any more Wij. I've gotten my coat see? AND my warm blanket of fear heh

 

[SoWat]

Teenagers, too.


(Happy now, SoWat? )

Well I don't really have anything against divvy teenagers as I, and most other people, was a divvy teenager once. It's the hordes that live in my larder that I'd like to ship off to somewhere cold, with 'ShortSharpShock' in the name!

 

[Summo]

Stick a jacket on 'em and ship 'em off to Stalingrad, fs.

 

[SoWat]

Actually, it's just wishful thinking.

My lot, like most yoofs, have an infinite capacity to wind one up without actually doing anything deserving of a clip round the ear. If I banished their famished friends, life just wouldn't be bearable

Hmmn, on the other hand if I did, there might be some booze left at the end of a party, and no yuck to clear up!

 

[Sir Frizz]

i'm a yummy teenager! :]

 

[Summo]

Yer a freak-boy.