yesterday i joined a ml raid again and stayed awake for 3h till my brain stopped giving me nice pala jokes to flame Vermillon -> i falled asleep again 
so plz help me collect some pala jokes so i could stay awake on the next ml raid
A Paladin, enters a bar and walks to the counter:
"One wiskey and a woman!" He asks, and hits the counter with his fist!
The bartender brings the wiskey but says:
"We can't give you a woamn, sir, but may I recommend you John?"
"What, are U fu**ing me? I'm not gay, get outta here!"
Next day, same Paladin, same bar.
"One wiskey and a woman!" He shouts angrily, hitting the counter again"!
The bartender brings the wiskey but says:
"We can't give you a woamn, sir, but may I recommend you John?"
"I thought I told you I'm not gay! Now scram or I'll crush your skull!"
And again, the third day...
"One wiskey and a woman!" and he almost breaks the counter in two.
The barteneder bring the whiskey, and barely says:
"I'm terribly sorry, sir, we don't have any women for you here, but ... but I can recommend you John!"
The Paladin's face gets all red, and he looks ready to explode, but he comes to his senses and says:
"Ok, have it your way, I'll take John. But this must stay between the two of us because, you know, I'm not gay."
"This is going to be quite hard, sir, because there are already seven people who know this."
"What ?!?! What is that supposed to mean?"
"Well there's you, there's me, there's John, and there are the four people who are going to hold John, because he' s not gay either!"
so plz help me collect some pala jokes so i could stay awake on the next ml raid
A Paladin, enters a bar and walks to the counter:
"One wiskey and a woman!" He asks, and hits the counter with his fist!
The bartender brings the wiskey but says:
"We can't give you a woamn, sir, but may I recommend you John?"
"What, are U fu**ing me? I'm not gay, get outta here!"
Next day, same Paladin, same bar.
"One wiskey and a woman!" He shouts angrily, hitting the counter again"!
The bartender brings the wiskey but says:
"We can't give you a woamn, sir, but may I recommend you John?"
"I thought I told you I'm not gay! Now scram or I'll crush your skull!"
And again, the third day...
"One wiskey and a woman!" and he almost breaks the counter in two.
The barteneder bring the whiskey, and barely says:
"I'm terribly sorry, sir, we don't have any women for you here, but ... but I can recommend you John!"
The Paladin's face gets all red, and he looks ready to explode, but he comes to his senses and says:
"Ok, have it your way, I'll take John. But this must stay between the two of us because, you know, I'm not gay."
"This is going to be quite hard, sir, because there are already seven people who know this."
"What ?!?! What is that supposed to mean?"
"Well there's you, there's me, there's John, and there are the four people who are going to hold John, because he' s not gay either!"
