Paintshop Challenge!

[Damini]

http://xs313.xs.to/xs313/07134/squeekzilla.JPG

Please can someone turn my cat Squeek into Squeekzilla, surrounded by tall buildings?

Yes, she has got a bit tubbsy. She keeps raiding the bins behind the chinese take away, and leaving gnawed bones outside the cat flap like some make shift voodoo temple.

She also bought home a pepperami the other day.

 

[old.user4556]

Tempted to crack a 'pussy' joke

I'm shit with photoshop, so I shall leave it to the pros.

 

[megadave]

Got any other pictures to use ? Or do you want it only with that one? ;o

 

[Damini]

That's the best one of her in full tubbso mode. I've pretty much given up on getting nice pictures of her, as she's about as photogenic as I am, so I've decided to embrace her inner monster.

 

[taB]

Argh!

It's Old Gregg's hermaphroditic mer-cat, does it like Baileys?

 

[Damini]

http://xs313.xs.to/xs313/07135/DSCN0482.JPG

If it's her window to fatness, Squeek will like it. Otherwise, as shown in the above photo, she will give you her famous "disdain face"

 

[tris-]

is your cat the size of a car wheel or is that just the angle of the camera?

 

[Rubber Bullets]

Bugger I was meant to be going to bed

Is this anything like what you were after Lou?

RB

 

[Damini]

A little from box a, a little from box b.

We only feed her proper science plan food, topped up with one sachet of kitten food. Her portly stature is entirely the fault of her bin rummaging. I got some catnip biscuits to encourage her to exercise the weight off, and she went bat shit. She tore up Kenny's PC, pulling out all sorts of plugs, and then ran around the house with a ping pong ball in her mouth.

We are limiting her catnip exposure.

 

[Damini]

Mister RB, I love you. Kieran just ran into the room to see why I was laughing so much.

 

[Wij]

A little from box a, a little from box b.

We only feed her proper science plan food, topped up with one sachet of kitten food. Her portly stature is entirely the fault of her bin rummaging. I got some catnip biscuits to encourage her to exercise the weight off, and she went bat shit. She tore up Kenny's PC, pulling out all sorts of plugs, and then ran around the house with a ping pong ball in her mouth.

We are limiting her catnip exposure.

Aw - that's not fair. My Mitsey is immune. I wanted to get her spaced

Great Pic RB

 

[Rubber Bullets]

Glad you like it Dam

What about this?

And now I really am going to bed

RB

 

[Frizz]

Needs giant claws.

 

[Damini]

And to be batting down a helicopter. Hehe.

 

[Wij]

And Rodan !

 

[babs]

Rodan GTF!

King Ghidora!

 

[babs]

http://xs313.xs.to/xs313/07135/DSCN0482.JPG

*Phones Dam's cat for hot times*

 

[phazey]

http://www.flickr.com/photos/65911931@N00/439609350/

 

[Damini]

My cat does have the capability to look really, really evil. As illustrated by Phazey's picture

I wish I could undo her op, make her breed, then terrorise the army with a chubbsy army of her.

 

[Damini]

http://www.wethreecats.blogspot.com/

Squeek is famous! And she almost looks beautiful and dignified in this photo.

Squeek > all your cats sellotaped together.

 

[Will]

That can't be Squeek. It looks healthy and alive.

That must have been 'shopped.

 

[yaruar]

http://www.wethreecats.blogspot.com/

Squeek is famous! And she almost looks beautiful and dignified in this photo.

Squeek > all your cats sellotaped together.

That makes Dora the emokitten sad as no cat is greater than her. She's off to hide in a dark room and listen to my kittycat romance.

 

[tris-]

Bugger I was meant to be going to bed



RB

i fucking hate cats, but that pic is class

 

[Damini]

That can't be Squeek. It looks healthy and alive.

That must have been 'shopped.

Yeah, you should see all the out takes from that photo session. I think its very much a trick of the light.

And Yaruar, Squeek > emo cat. Emo Cat is very sweet, but theres no two ways about it. Squeek steals pepperamis from the local children, and everytime she has a poo she brings an earthworm indoors with her as a momento. Win.