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old.ignus

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I know this has been asked before but I can't be arsed to search it out.
Does anybody have any paintballing site in or near Lincolnshire, I'm sick of my mates saying they'll organise a paintballing trip and then not hearing anything so I'm gonna do it myself. Any tips?
 
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pcg79

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try not to get shot in the little finger :(
or by one of your own team
and crotch stuff using socks or use a cup
 
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]SK[

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I went paintballing about 3 weeks ago. It took 2 weeks for the broken skin to heal including the scab on my head. Some shots dont hurt, some bloody hurt. Keep your distance to avoid the stingers. Dont do a runner into the enemy like me and get shot 10 times. *ouch*
 
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Yoni

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I love paintballing but havn't been for years. Some do hurt like buggery especially when you get put in front of a firing squad for bad language:uhoh:. I remember being covered in little blue bruises.
 
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MYstIC G

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Originally posted by ]SK[
I went paintballing about 3 weeks ago. It took 2 weeks for the broken skin to heal including the scab on my head. Some shots dont hurt, some bloody hurt. Keep your distance to avoid the stingers. Dont do a runner into the enemy like me and get shot 10 times. *ouch*
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I volunteered to become a "general" in one game as I'd run out of ammo. Suffice to say being given a bright orange vest to wear over everything else & having no bullets tends to make you into a big fucking target with no means of fighting back.....

or thick as I now refer to it.

My bruises are still clearly visable, most of the bad ones though are always due to people shooting from far too close a distance :/
 
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Deadmanwalking

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Friendly fire is given a new meaning when paintballing.
 
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SilverHood

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I volunteered to become a "general" in one game as I'd run out of ammo. Suffice to say being given a bright orange vest to wear over everything else & having no bullets tends to make you into a big fucking target with no means of fighting back.....
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hehe, I voldunteerd for something like that too

(whatever you do, dont volunteer for anything, EVER)

I got given an orange vest that glows in the dark, and I was told I was the VIP.... oh, they took my gun for the game, and told me to get to the safety zone

only problem was the enemy team between me and the safety zone :)
 
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Tom

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I filmed a paintballing session in the woods once, and one of the stupid bastards fired at my camera. Nearly ruined a very expensive lens, stupid idiot.

Paintballing can be fun, so long as you don't get retards like that guy playing.
 
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old.Fweddy

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Sorry Tom, you were just too tempting a target. Did you ever get all that paint off your trousers?

Paintballing is very fun.
 
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Deadmanwalking

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It's more fun when the opposition team are all paintball nerds. By that i mean they have their own overalls (Personalised of course) and they even wear helmets for added effect. They have their own guns which far out do anything the centre hands out, and they shout like they are in a real warzone.

Ah the days of paintballing.... :(
 
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bigfoot

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love paintballing but havn't been for years. Some do hurt like buggery especially when you get put in front of a firing squad for bad language. I remember being covered in little blue bruises.
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dammit missed my chance
 
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Rubric

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Sometimes you get paintballs that have dried out. Its usually when cheapskates pick unexploded ammo off the floor thats been there for weeks. Thats the stuff that bloody hurts.
 
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]SK[

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I ran out of balls on the last round. It was to take an empty drum from this van to a bus. I made the run for the van to find someone sitting inside by the time i got there. Shot 3 times shouting im hit ffs! Fucking hurt. Thing is you walk out with hand up to say your dead but they still shoot you.
 
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old.ignus

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Looks like there's a good place in grimsby, perhaps CDR could do some recon for me. Smoke grenades and paint grenades (Tin of dulex and a firework should be cheaper) can also be purchaced for 18s and over.
 
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Deadmanwalking

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Paint grens a right f**king laugh. In those small mock up houses they have, pop one into the window and let the hysterics commence as several people pasted head to toe limp out of the house leaving people shaped prints on the walls :D

Oh by the way don't EVER question the marshalls.
 
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SilverHood

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I always thought the best arena at the place I went, was the tennis court....

the ping ping ping as the paintballs hammered the barrels :D

and the fact that you could only get cover for 10 people, and there was 20 to a team also made it fun.... (if you managed to get cover)
 
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