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Alan

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Lol its like me in Tesco's :)

I'm always on the lookout for a run-away child, you know the ones that run up and down the isle giggling waving their arms in the air as mum is shouting "get back here james" I just love aiming my large metallic wheeled chariot in their general direction just to watch mum come rushing out to scald her kid "your gona get hurt" <clip round ear>

Ahh... my weekends just fly past.
 

Vladamir

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Tears said:
Lol its like me in Tesco's :)

I'm always on the lookout for a run-away child, you know the ones that run up and down the isle giggling waving their arms in the air as mum is shouting "get back here james" I just love aiming my large metallic wheeled chariot in their general direction just to watch mum come rushing out to scald her kid "your gona get hurt" <clip round ear>

Ahh... my weekends just fly past.

My work is better. Had runaway kids armed with chairs today.

Sadly noone was hurt :(
 

Alan

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Vladamir said:
My work is better. Had runaway kids armed with chairs today.

Sadly noone was hurt :(


I take great pride in my Tesco's visits - taking time to target the right kid to lunge at with my trolley, single parents are no fun as they don't get as stressed as those with multiple offspring to watch :)

The best ones are the mums with the toddlers who like to pull things off the shelves, there a great distraction, or the old fat guy comparing prices of andrex, you can sneak the trolley in behind him then just pull out at a moments notice - no warning.
 

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