Over or under... again...

Talyn

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If memory serves, a long time ago, there was a whole a discussion about hanging the bog roll over the top or under... I now have definitive proof that over is right!!

I know this because everything on the interwebs is twue!
 

Tilda

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Over is right!
When you're standing up, you dont have to stoop to grab a bit of paper :D
Also means it doesn't hang against the wall!
 

Scouse

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Over FTW!

I've spent the last 2 months cripped up after having ligament reconstruction surgery and when you just want a piece of bog roll it's a fucking nightmare if it's facing the WRONG WAY, like the bird always puts it :eek:
 

Edmond

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No, its under for me, cos you can pull a big long length off first b4 you tear
 

TdC

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over = win. end of story. all others are wrong!
 

Ch3tan

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Oh for gods sake. Is reviving planes on conveyor belts not enough, next we will be discussing rounds again.
 

Sockstuff

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I used to be an over sort of guy until I moved. In my previous residence the bog roll was to my right and I am right handed. Since the move the roll is on my left and reaching across my body with my right hand it tears easier if it's under.

So there needs to be a new poll.

Bog roll under, to your left, right handed.
Bog roll over, to your left, right handed.
Bog roll over, to your left, left handed.
Bog roll under, to your left, left handed.
Bog roll under, to your right, right handed.
Bog roll over, to your right, left handed.
Bog roll under, to your right, left handed.
Bog roll over, to your right, right handed.

If I've missed some options it's because I have flu.
 

TdC

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you also seem to have a fever that is messing with your mind's ability to discern that over is better in all ways, shapes and forms! Dr. TdC says, make a whisky/run/lemsip/grog and hit the sack!
 

sayward

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No, its under for me, cos you can pull a big long length off first b4 you tear

:iagree:And it's much neater! But then my daughter says I have OCD (but that's cos I tell her to tidy up!) God it must be bed time if I'm discussing loo rolls!!!
 

Dukat

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Personally I prefer the 27-fold redundancy system with incorporated fail safes and voice print indentification:

toilet-paper-typography.jpg
 

Jeros

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Over

or use the loo roll itself like some dirty fucker in our house is doing
 

Bahumat

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Yeah it's over, was on "How 2".

Also if you find the serrated bit which is supposed to tear is not aligned, you can get the outside bit of paper (needs to be 2 ply not single) and lift it up and over.
 

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