Orgasm Vacuum

[Lamp]

A US mother-of-three has invented a sex toy that connects to a vacuum cleaner to give an orgasm in just ten seconds.

The gadget, called Vortex Vibrations, works by concentrating the air flow to create a rapid and gentle vibration.

Inventor Joanne Drysdale claims it can give multiple, back-to-back orgasms lasting up to a minute a time - and it does not even touch the skin.

The 49-year-old former toolmaker was cleaning her carpets when she came up with the idea for Vortex, which sells for £35 through lovehoney.co.uk.

She saw how a piece of rubber that had got caught in the nozzle was gently resonating in the air flow. She also felt a soft stimulation to her fingertips as she tried to remove the rubber.

At the time Joanne, from Utah, had not had sex for 15 years following her divorce.

She said: "In my attempts to alleviate frustration, I began to think what I could do. I noticed how the rubber moved in the top of the vacuum.

"After several hours, I came up with the prototype. The first time I tried it I reached an orgasm within 10 seconds.

"That was when I knew I was on to something that could potentially bring pleasure to all women."

http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_2337670.html

 

[NikonL]

Her kids must be so proud? :/

 

[Mey]

The reason she orgasmed so quickly is because she's got cobwebs up there..

 

[Dudley52]

I bet you would love a go hey Lamp

 

[Solo]

Anal Attachment

 

[Overdriven]

Can I have one..?

 

[CorNokZ]

The reason she orgasmed so quickly is because she's got cobwebs up there..

Cobwebs?! She is spitting out more poo-machines than any chinese woman ever has! Her husband must sex her all the time! How can she have cobwebs!?

edit: What were you doing at lovehoney.co.uk Lamp? :/

 

[Lamp]

edit: What were you doing at lovehoney.co.uk Lamp? :/

I wasn't at lovehoney. Check the URL right at the bottom of my original post. THATS where I was.

 

[Marc]

Lad at my school got his knob stuck in a vacuum cleaner

 

[Twinky]

a chinese dude put his knob into a vacuum clener, and it got chopped of.. wrong type of cleaner i guess.. had those blades to cut big pieces into small pieces, so it wont get stuck..

bad luck..

 

[Lamp]

On a similar theme, there's the internet story of the guy who stuck two pillows between an electrical sander, and ended up eletrocuting himself when he shot his muck

(The Darwin Awards)

 

[tris-]

im just thinking here, wouldnt that device dry the clit, causing it to be sticky and painful?

 

[Imgormiel]

A US mother-of-three has invented a sex toy that connects to a vacuum cleaner to give an orgasm in just ten seconds.

The gadget, called Vortex Vibrations, works by concentrating the air flow to create a rapid and gentle vibration.

Inventor Joanne Drysdale claims it can give multiple, back-to-back orgasms lasting up to a minute a time - and it does not even touch the skin.

The 49-year-old former toolmaker was cleaning her carpets when she came up with the idea for Vortex, which sells for £35 through lovehoney.co.uk.

She saw how a piece of rubber that had got caught in the nozzle was gently resonating in the air flow. She also felt a soft stimulation to her fingertips as she tried to remove the rubber.

At the time Joanne, from Utah, had not had sex for 15 years following her divorce.

She said: "In my attempts to alleviate frustration, I began to think what I could do. I noticed how the rubber moved in the top of the vacuum.

"After several hours, I came up with the prototype. The first time I tried it I reached an orgasm within 10 seconds.

"That was when I knew I was on to something that could potentially bring pleasure to all women."

http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_2337670.html

Sounds like you can't quote a newspaper, nevermind an advertisement :S

 

[Laddey]

LOL. The women wants one.

 

[Nate]

Pre ordered for vlad!

 

[Congax]

Pre ordered for vlad!

OLD!