ooooooeeeeeeerrr

[Mazling]

I saw a tree once.

+20exp +10i-wang
Congratulations! You have achieved level 9000 Lanced-Turdmonkey-Mage!

You may now:

tab yourself in the face,
ear your flesh with boiling water,
hoot yourself in the kneecaps,
lip over and break your neck,
mell faintly of cabbage,
crape your elbows in glass,
tick needles into your eyes, or
[any other button] Quit the internet.
​

> _
*blink* *blink* *blink*

 

[dysfunction]

i thought a hangover was because your dehydrated.

This true.

Its also due to the brain swelling and the body going through Alcohol withdrawel.

 

[Cdr]

+20exp +10i-wang
Congratulations! You have achieved level 9000 Lanced-Turdmonkey-Mage!

You may now:

tab yourself in the face,
ear your flesh with boiling water,
hoot yourself in the kneecaps,
lip over and break your neck,
mell faintly of cabbage,
crape your elbows in glass,
tick needles into your eyes, or
[any other button] Quit the internet.
​

> _
*blink* *blink* *blink*

Does that mean I've won.......or am I dead?

 

[Clown]

You get to tell him to shut the fuck up.

 

[Mazling]

Obviously no problems of brain-swelling on this thread.

 

[nath]

mell faintly of cabbage

You stole that from Theme Hospital didn't you