Only joking.

[GDW]

Originally posted by Stu-


I've been hearing that story for about 6 years, and it always happened "last year". It's bollocks.

*EDIT
This one aparently happened at Harvard University in October six years ago. In a biology class, the professor was discussing the high glucose levels found in semen.

A young female (freshman), raised her hand and asked, "If I understand what you are saying, there is a lot of glucose in male semen, as in sugar?". "That's correct" responded the professor, going on to add much statistical data. Raising her hand again, the sweet young thing asked, "then why doesn't it taste sweet ?".

After a stunned silence, the whole class burst out laughing, the poor girl turned bright red and as she realised exactly what she had inadvertently said (or rather implied), she picked up her books without a word and walked out of the class and never returned.

However, as she was going out of the door, the professor's reply was a classic. Totally straight-faced, he answered her question, "It doesn't taste sweet because the taste-buds for sweetness are on the tip of your tongue and not in the back of your throat!"
*EDIT

 

[Moving Target]

But he's probably heard it many times over the years and they all apparently happened 'last year' so you would have to edit all 6 of them.

Nicked shamelessly from 'a website' :

Returning home from work, a blonde was shocked to find her house ransacked and burglarized. She telephoned the police at once and reported the crime. The police dispatcher broadcast the call on the channels, and a K-9 unit patrolling nearby was the first to respond. As the K-9 officer approached the house with his dog on a leash, the blonde ran out on the porch, shuddered at the sight of the cop and his dog, then sat down on the steps. Putting her face in her hands, she moaned, "I come home to find all my possessions stolen. I call the police for help, and what do they do? They send me a BLIND policeman!"

 

[Nibbler]

What did the blonde say to her doctor when he told her she was pregnant?






"Is it mine?"

 

[old.Reverend Flatus]

Originally posted by Lazarus
So.

silly season is here again.

Heres mine :

What is the definition of a skeleton ?
A leper in a wind tunnel.

How did the leper fail his driving test ?
Left his foot on the clutch

What did the Leper say to the prostitute ?
Keep the tip !!

Whats the difference between a poofs arse and a microwave oven ?

Leper jokes eh?

Two lepers playing cards - one threw his hand in so the other laughed his head off.

<sicko alert>

Two lepers having dinner together - one says to the other "Do you mind if I dip my bread in your face?"

</sicko alert>

 

[Wij]

They are sooooooooooooooo old

 

[xenon2000]

-Why did the blonde die when drinking milk?

The cow fell on her/

 

[Moving Target]

Now you've put on that 'Avatars Suck' avatar we now know how much you wanted one.

 

[old.Reverend Flatus]

Originally posted by Wij
They are sooooooooooooooo old

But but, so am I

 

[GDW]

the old ones are the best eh Rev

 

[xenon2000]

Originally posted by Moving Target
Now you've put on that 'Avatars Suck' avatar we now know how much you wanted one.

Try replying in a relevant thread eh, yeah?
It'll be off next time you read this anyway.