Only joking.

[Wilier]

Two Essex girls walk into a Debenhams store, they walk up to the perfume
counter and pick up a sample bottle. Shazza sprays it on her wrist and
smells it:
"That's quite nice innit, don't you fink Cheryl?"
"Yeah, what's it called?"
"Viens a moi"
"VIENS A MOI, what the f**k does that mean?"
At this stage the assistant offers some help.
"Viens a moi, ladies is French for "come to me".
Shazza, takes another sniff and says "That don't smell like come to me!




(no offence meant to anyone)

 

[bigbb]

heh, made meh chuckle.

 

[old.?]

We need a laughing smiley

 

[Nozzer]

Hur

 

[stu]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHA

 

[Moving Target]

Sarcasm noted.

 

[~Lazarus~]

Theres a first !!!

MT recognising sarcasm

 

[Moving Target]

And some more.

 

[GDW]

LOL

This one aparently happened at Harvard University in October last year. In a biology class, the professor was discussing the high glucose levels found in semen.

A young female (freshman), raised her hand and asked, "If I understand what you are saying, there is a lot of glucose in male semen, as in sugar?". "That's correct" responded the professor, going on to add much statistical data. Raising her hand again, the sweet young thing asked, "then why doesn't it taste sweet ?".

After a stunned silence, the whole class burst out laughing, the poor girl turned bright red and as she realised exactly what she had inadvertently said (or rather implied), she picked up her books without a word and walked out of the class and never returned.

However, as she was going out of the door, the professor's reply was a classic. Totally straight-faced, he answered her question, "It doesn't taste sweet because the taste-buds for sweetness are on the tip of your tongue and not in the back of your throat!"

 

[Moving Target]

No comment.

 

[Wij]

Originally posted by Grandadwrinkle
LOL

This one aparently happened at Harvard University in October last year. In a biology class, the professor was discussing the high glucose levels found in semen.

A young female (freshman), raised her hand and asked, "If I understand what you are saying, there is a lot of glucose in male semen, as in sugar?". "That's correct" responded the professor, going on to add much statistical data. Raising her hand again, the sweet young thing asked, "then why doesn't it taste sweet ?".

After a stunned silence, the whole class burst out laughing, the poor girl turned bright red and as she realised exactly what she had inadvertently said (or rather implied), she picked up her books without a word and walked out of the class and never returned.

However, as she was going out of the door, the professor's reply was a classic. Totally straight-faced, he answered her question, "It doesn't taste sweet because the taste-buds for sweetness are on the tip of your tongue and not in the back of your throat!"

rofloflofloflofl

 

[Ch3tan]

now that was funny.

 

[Testin da Cable]

indeed

 

[throdgrain]

so funny it has to be true

 

[Wazzerphuk]

Hehehe.

 

[Moving Target]

Some decent jokes please? I'll start.

Q: What goes 'Ha, ha *bonk*'?
A: A man laughing his head off!

Q: What goes zzub zzub?
A: A bee going backwards!

 

[Nibbler]

MT, you suck.

 

[Daffeh]

 

[Moving Target]

Originally posted by Lead Nibbler
MT, you suck.

No, I blow!!!

Hahahaha! I am funny!

 

[bodhi]

Why did the condom fly across the room?

It was pissed off.

 

[Nibbler]

You've said that one soooo many times :/

 

[bodhi]

I have?

 

[stu]

Originally posted by Grandadwrinkle
This one aparently happened at Harvard University in October last year...

I've been hearing that story for about 6 years, and it always happened "last year". It's bollocks.

 

[Moving Target]

lol

 

[~Lazarus~]

So.

silly season is here again.

Heres mine :

What is the definition of a skeleton ?
A leper in a wind tunnel.

How did the leper fail his driving test ?
Left his foot on the clutch

What did the Leper say to the prostitute ?
Keep the tip !!

Whats the difference between a poofs arse and a microwave oven ?

 

[Sir Frizz]

...


dunno?

 

[~Lazarus~]

a microwave oven doesnt brown your meat

 

[Sir Frizz]

/que blonde jokes...

what are the advantages of marrying a blonde?

...you get to use the disabled parking space :/

 

[Ch3tan]

Leave blondes alone, its not their fault they are naturally impaired.

 

[Sir Frizz]

nah, it has to be done

a blonde and a brunette jump off a cliff, who lands first?
The brunette, the blonde had to stop half way for directions.

They think about jumping off again, who lands first?
The blonde, the brunette isnt stupid enough to do it again

haw haw