Only in Darkest Yorkshire

[Mofo8]

I love the last paragraph in the newspaper story - the one where the judge seems to be implying that it'd have been perfecty acceptable behavior behind closed doors.

Another thing that made me laugh was imagining that the man's story could be true...

Imagine his shame when he goes to prison.

"So... what are you in for?"

He'll get dogs abuse.... geddit? Ruff justice?

 

[babs]

Has noone seen it yet....

A drunk who claimed he had been raped by a dog was yesterday jailed for 12 months by a judge. Martin Hoyle, 45, was arrested by police after a passing motorist and his girlfriend found a Staffordshire bull terrier, called Badger, having sex with him at the side of a road in Huddersfield, West Yorkshire.

Throd......What did you do??

 

[TdC]

I've Trems addy now. as soon as I can walk to the posties office he's getting it


Trem, not the postie.

 

[TdC]

I just realized the postie does get it. but only for a little while :/

 

[Ch3tan]

I just realized the postie does get it. but only for a little while :/

We dont need to know about your performance issues teeds

 

[throdgrain]

Has noone seen it yet....


Throd......What did you do??

You ent seen me..... ROIGHT ??

 

[TdC]

We dont need to know about your performance issues teeds

hey, it may not last for long, but you do get it six times in a row I'll have you know

 

[rynnor]

I remember a story in our local rag when I was at school about a welsh bloke who had trapped a sheep and was found in posession of condoms - when questioned by police he said he was homesick...

 

[Tom]

http://media5.big-boys.com/content/iraqilove.wmv

Now please note I have no idea where this video was shot, as likely the original poster on that site doesn't either.

 

[TdC]

I've found the sock, and I can make it to the post-office. be warned mothers, lock up your childerens, for teh Trem/Sock rampage is about to begin!

 

[Wij]

*fap*