Rant online marketplace selling nggh :/

[TdC]

I'm attempting to sell one of my mountain bikes via an online marketplace, world famous in Holland called marktplaats.nl. Anyways, I've become to loathe certain things.

• peplole hwo canont spel!
• people who have items described along the lines of "awesome <thing>, it's a red one! with black stripes!) 2 euros!"
• companies who, in a bid to reach a wider market, dump all their products on the online market in separate adverts, thus forcing private sellers all the way back to page 2345521 because they felt the need to list every single item in their shop's inventory, rather than making one advert containing a please visit our shop plea.

Someone please buy my bike so I can be rid of this agony!

 

[adams901]

sell it on ebay, ill buy it from you using paypal.

Then when I have finished with it I will open a dispute and get my money back saying it wasnt as described

 

[TdC]

lol, and that irks me too. ffs I take great pains to describe my stuff exactly, just to combat misuse, where I have never experienced it in the first place. sometimes I feel the need to take the piss: "this bicycle is for humans only!"

 

[caLLous]

"this bicycle does NOT have a reverse gear"

 

[Raven]

"is not suitable for motorways"