One of the best days of my life.

[old.Tohtori]

Thank gods for not being married or even remotely entvined with a "more boobs, less cock" version of a man.

I've been eating pizza, drinking rum and coke, sitting in my underwear, watching chuck norris flicks and/or porn when i feel like it with the added "activity" all damn day which makes me feel like a complete waste of human existance and LOVING it!

Now i'm planning on drinking and eating more, playing fallout 3 and then fall asleep after rubbing myself off while watching horny nurses do unspeakable things to eachother.

Screw you world, i'm scratching my balls today

 

[TdC]

I got my first real six-string
Bought it at the five-and-dime
Played it till my fingers bled
It was the summer of 69

Me and some guys from school
Had a band and we tried real hard
Jimmy quit and jody got married
I shoulda known wed never get far
Oh when I look back now
That summer seemed to last forever
And if I had the choice
Ya - Id always wanna be there
Those were the best days of my life

Aint no use in complainin
When you got a job to do
Spent my evenins down at the drive-in
And thats when I met you

Standin on your mamas porch
You told me that youd wait forever
Oh and when you held my hand
I knew that it was now or never
Those were the best days of my life

Back in the summer of 69

Man we were killin time
We were young and restless
We needed to unwind
I guess nothin can last forever - forever, no

And now the times are changin
Look at everything thats come and gone
Sometimes when I play that old six-string
I think about ya wonder what went wrong

Standin on your mamas porch
You told me it would last forever
Oh the way you held my hand
I knew that it was now or never
Those were the best days of my life

Back in the summer of 69

 

[Olgaline]

I have a gf, a stepson and one more on the way, and i still get to do that once in a while...

Hell infact! I have the added luxury of not having to even fetch or cook it my self, or even get up to mix the drink or walk to the door to fetch the pizza...

FULL DAY SERVICE! all i gotta do is whipe me own ass, cause thats where she draws the line

 

[Zede]

Bryan may look old, but in fact was only 10 in the summer of 69, lyin' cnut.

 

[Lethul]

Bryan may look old, but in fact was only 10 in the summer of 69, lyin' cnut.

Cause the 69 might not have another meaning at all?

 

[Lethul]

thank gods for not being married or even remotely entvined with a "more boobs, less cock" version of a man.

I've been eating pizza, drinking rum and coke, sitting in my underwear, watching chuck norris flicks and/or porn when i feel like it with the added "activity" all damn day which makes me feel like a complete waste of human existance and loving it!

Now i'm planning on drinking and eating more, playing fallout 3 and then fall asleep after rubbing myself off while watching horny nurses do unspeakable things to eachother.

Screw you world, i'm scratching my balls today :d

i hope you experience real love sometime!

 

[Bahumat]

Bryan Adams is one of the worst celebrities to work with. I think his nickname is Crying Bryan or something...

 

[old.Tohtori]

Christ you married/relationship epople are annoying

Straight away; "look at me, we're happy, you should be too!"

F*ck off!

F*ck off with your happy poodle patting family and your precious kids, f*ck off especially with your "we have to find you someone" mating rituals and forcing people into relationships 'cause you're sof*cking miserable in it that you have to ruin every single persons fun too

 

[crispy]

Christ you married/relationship epople are annoying

Straight away; "look at me, we're happy, you should be too!"

F*ck off!

F*ck off with your happy poodle patting family and your precious kids, f*ck off especially with your "we have to find you someone" mating rituals and forcing people into relationships 'cause you're sof*cking miserable in it that you have to ruin every single persons fun too

Its for your own 'not-rubbing-your-own-cock' best

 

[Ezteq]

lol teed i just got as far as 69 and then zoned out for a while with a smile on my face.

i dont know what all the fuss is about, i frequently spend my free time in me pants eating pizza and watching relaxing stuff (i.e. not educational stuff) i thought it was a normal hobby

 

[Imgormiel]

Nothing more comfortable sitting here in my sleeping bag with my bag loose, I always lounge, but it's nicer after you've done some chores or some shit though

 

[pikeh]

bryan

I have that image on your avatar on a hoody from Threadless

 

[TdC]

69

you really have to stop wearing B2 out Ez. this way he won't make it to your golden nuptials you know

I have that image on your avatar on a hoody from Threadless

yesh I stoles it from someone on the interwebs! tis great though