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Sydrik

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In a land far far away there lived 2 fairies. One, the giant-nose-fairy and the other, the massive-****-fairy. One sunny December 14th 40 years ago the fairies got very very bored and decided to do something productive. So they grabbed a dollop of grease and some italian spices and mixed them in a bowl. Then they each added a dose of the own special fairy juice to the mixture and put it in the magic oven - Covelli. A few hours later a small whimper could be heard from inside the oven and the fairies opened it to find something so unimaginably disformed they decided to drop it in a bush on planet earth.

Luckily for us, depending on how you look at it, some lovely people accepted him into their house and raised him.

HAPPY 40th BIRTHDAY DEEBS YOU OLD FUCKER!!!!
 

Yoni

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Aye Tony happy birthday.... dunno if there are any typos as I am a tad drunkeh..*gives deebs a 40th birthday snog*

Love

Laura
 

Edmond

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Happy Birthday old man.......I SAID HAPPY BIRTH........ah forget it!!!

:cheers: :drink: :cheers: :drink: :clap:

:bazbeer::birthday::birthday::birthday::birthday:
 

TdC

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HBD Deebs. hope you have a good day mate :)


:bazbeer:
 

Uara

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Happy Birthday Deebs, drunkeness all roudn I hope!!
 

Jupitus

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Happy Birthday Tone, you old scrotebag :D

:cheers:
 

Jimmy

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happy birthday ya old fella

*gives dbs a Birthday teabag* :birthday::D:drink::clap::cheers: :D
 

rynnor

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Happy 40th!!! Spending it in quiet spiritual meditation I expect? :p
 

Vae

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I don't love you long time but other than that I echo Mycenae's comment :)
 

MYstIC G

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Happy Birthday Tony!
 

Deebs

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thanks folks, was a nice day. The previous week Edmond joined the Covelli clan for a much loved meal over in Woking.

Syd, very very funny. Cnut.
 

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