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Binky the Bomb

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Chronicle Online-Crowd cheers on sex romp couple

I wouldn't mind, but the office in question is local to a school. Thank god it happened during the summer holidays, where the only people to watch it where drunks, taxi drivers, shoppers and the local police.

The good news is, they have two new openings for contract workers. Wonder what there jobs where?
 

Lamp

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Oh ! So people DO have sex in Oldham after all ! See ? The recession can't be all that bad up north if you lot are still shagging !
 

Shagrat

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When you cant afford to buy Tennants Extra you've got to do something to fill the time havent you?
 

Binky the Bomb

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Well, our council building is a giant white gleaming erection, so its really not that much of a surprise.
 

old.Tohtori

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Thank god it happened during the summer holidays, where the only people to watch it where drunks, taxi drivers, shoppers and the local police.

Actually the kids should learn it anyway so, no harm, just the PC parents who need "protection" from it. Kids find out about it REALLY early.

The good news is, they have two new openings for contract workers.

No you don't, i took 'em on my way back home.
 

Ezteq

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omg rofl did you see this in the comments section?

People like this should not be employed by any organisation (except, perhaps, a live-show in Amsterdam) & especially not the Council. It makes you wonder what the other employees & councillors do in the offices!

erm...hello? do you ever watch the news and see what the bloody MPs are up to never mind the poxy councillors, they were just naked and having a bit of a fumble...MPs (the proper ones) wander about in bondage gear strangling themselves while they gum a tangerine and get their knackers hooked up to electrodes.

and yes..shame on "people like this" no one else has ever had sex at work...or outside of their own bedroom for that matter and its always in the missionary position, with the lights off preferably through a hole in the sheet to avoid unnecessary bodily contact.

Disgusting!
 

Aoami

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I work with all the Executive Councillors at Hampshire County Council and all they do is sita round all day and play Solitaire :D
 

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