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[Loxleyhood]

Sexeh.

 

[Dillinja]

Ugleh.

 

[Elcain]

oOOOo Birthday

 

[Brynn]

Which one is Kemor, Zargar and Erviross?

 

[Sissyfoo]

Yes, lets celebrate by showing off the butt ugliest species in the realm. Urgh.

 

[Loxleyhood]

Everyone knows my feelings towards Lurikeens.

 

[Fedaykin]

Is that tilda in the middle?

 

[Sissyfoo]

I was in the same alliance as you at one point when you used to rant on /as about fucking lurikeens. I feel sorry for the poor children that were in my guild.

 

[Loxleyhood]

I was one of the children in the alliance.

 

[Dillinja]

We pity you and your corrupted ways, Loxley.

 

[Loxleyhood]

Don't pity me. Pity my girlfriend.

 

[Brynn]

I was in the same alliance with Lox for a while too. I remember his name on /as and think haha another "robin hood - esque name"

 

[Dillinja]

Better than another LoTR-esque name though.

 

[Loxleyhood]

I thought I had the classiest Robin Hood rip off on Excalibur until I met Nibor.

 

[Sissyfoo]

Anything that is a rip off isn't classy. I s'pose it isn't as bad as a LOTR rip off.

 

[Loxleyhood]

Also, when I created Loxleyhood as a young 15 year old lad I didn't know that it was actually spelt 'Locksley'.

 

[Dillinja]

Wow. You learn something new and uninteresting every day.

 

[Loxleyhood]

I'm thinking of two words Dill, first word, rythmes with 'tuck'. Second word, rythmes with 'poo'.

 

[Sissyfoo]

'luck' and 'coup'?

 

[Dillinja]

I'm thinking of two words Dill, first word, rythmes with 'tuck'. Second word, rythmes with 'poo'.

You are usually so laid-back, Loxley. Losing your cool in your old age, eh?

 

[Loxleyhood]

Today I got told one of my oldest friends is moving to Bath. I feel edgey. I'll make a thread about it tomorrow.

 

[Sissyfoo]

At least he isn't moving to bournemouth. That place is a graveyard for old people. In Bath they put old people into electrochemical vats and use them to power the city.

 

[Dillinja]

At least he isn't moving to bournemouth. That place is a graveyard for old people. In Bath they put old people into electrochemical vats and use them to power the city.

Sounds... lovely.

 

[Sissyfoo]

At least they are being useful instead of clogging up the streets with their zimmerframes. Damn old people!

 

[Loxleyhood]

At least he isn't moving to bournemouth. That place is a graveyard for old people. In Bath they put old people into electrochemical vats and use them to power the city.

This cheered me up a bit.

 

[Dillinja]

At least they are being useful instead of clogging up the streets with their zimmerframes. Damn old people!

And giving people dirty looks on buses.

 

[Sissyfoo]

And when they say things like 'back in my day'...grr! Your day has passed, wrinklepuss!

 

[Dillinja]

Lol. Nothing worse than an old person you've never seen before in your life starting to try to make conversation with you on a train or bus.

 

[Sissyfoo]

Yea...but when they do that I feel sorry for the poor buggers because they are obviously really lonely.

I always get off at the next stop though even if I am 20 miles away from my destination. :/

 

[Dillinja]

Lol. I've never really looked at it like that before.

You've sent me on a guilt-trip now sissy.