Omfg

[JingleBells]

Peter Crouch has scored for Liverpool (he has 2 atm)
No point in booking that holiday for next year, the world will probably end at FT!

:eek2:

 

[Dommers]

1st one was the keepers mistake. No way was it his goal.

 

[Ch3tan]

Clearly with woodgate in good form and scoring in the right goal, and crouch now doing this and Redknapps return to Portsmouth, the world has gone to hell.

 

[Draylor]

First one took a huge deflection, then went in off the keepers hand. It'll prob go down as an O.G. for the keeper in the end.

Second was Crouch's: no doubt there.

1 goal in 14 games, and he spends most of each game looking like a big clumsy waste of space. His record seems to speak for itself (decent scoring record in a 6month spell last year, otherwise average would be a generous description) - yet he is worth £15m and despite the lack of goals seems to impress the right people.

Cant say I understand it, wouldnt pay a fiver for him.