OMFG look at the puke!!!1111

[Lester]

Bored, so......

Where have you been sick??

Some of you must have been sick in some weird places. Right now I can only think of, on my shoes, in a bag, in a sleeping bag ( and carried on sleeping so my face was stuck to it in the morning,) through my nostrils, and up a fanny.

next.....

 

[Daffeh]

 

[Me²]

On a map of Wales.

 

[ECA]

Originally posted by oldlester
Bored, so......

Where have you been sick??

Some of you must have been sick in some weird places. Right now I can only think of, on my shoes, in a bag, in a sleeping bag ( and carried on sleeping so my face was stuck to it in the morning,) through my nostrils, and up a fanny.

next.....

I've puked in my shoes ( not on feet at time - required many scrubbings to rid of smell ).

Hmmm was of my friends puked on his keyboard
It was all runny and you could tilt the keyboard and watch it move about

And a girl from college was giving a guy head and puked


uke:

 

[*Exor*]

On a window sill in Prague. Was so drunk I scooped it off with my hands onto the floor outside. Still had the sense to go and wash my hands with my dove bar though!

It's the ONLY thing I remember from the night. Weird.

 

[S-Gray]

Hmm...

I think i puked once while on a School Trip to Menai (Wales), shitloads of Pupils caught this Bug...

So.. Everyone was ill, i needed sleep, halfway thru the night some cunt left Toast in the Toaster enough for the Smoke to Set off the Fire Alarm...

I think while we where evacuated i puked on the Floor, and slipped on it

 

[Wilier]

I was once sick in the back of a friends Mk1 Fiesta. He was driving me home after a 'K' and sausage+chips binge. I was completely mullered.

When we got home, I went in to the house and told my mum that someone had been sick in the car and that I needed to clean it up. I didnt notice that I was soaked in the stuff, dripping from my chin etc. Hmmmm, not sure she believed me.





I was also once sick over the side of a bunk bed. Top bunk.

 

[GDW]

Just there now on my keyboard as I read your post lester

 

[tris-]

bedroom ceiling

 

[Damini]

My (ex) best mate was sick all over me (and my at-that-time) waist length hair at the FA Cup Semi Final, Portsmouth versus Liverpool. Five minutes into the game.

The dozey biffer had been binge eating the whole way there, and the place was packed, aisles packed, and suddenly she says she's ill. Grr. So we start pushing through the packed aisles, and nobodies giving any room. Suddenly I hear "Bleeeeeeeurgh" and the crowds start parting like the red sea. Good, I think. Compassion, I think. No, its actually because I'm drenched in vomit and don't realise it yet. We get the toilet, where she discovers she feels fine now, and where I discover my coat and hair are plastered in her sick, and I start getting the mouth sweats, and I'm running around in circles trying to escape the smell of vomit. No-Can-Do. I'm having to rinse out her pukey chunks in a sink in a football club, where the closest thing to soap is a bar of strangely scented white brick.

I stink.

My hair is still stuck together with stomach acid and carrot (?)

My coat is ruined.

And we still have the rest of the first half, half time, second half, extra time, penalty shoot out, and then a four hour drive before I reach a shower.

We lost.


But at least I had plenty of space to watch the match in after that. No crush for me!

 

[legendario]

I puked on my girlfriends head when I was on a night out with her parents. They were highly impressed with this fine specimen of a lad she had brought home.

I still managed to lose my virginity that same night... fuck knows how..

For months i was scared that I had slept with her mum while in my drink induced coma.

If you had seen her mum i think most would have removed there own genitals just to prevent said possibility.

 

[doh_boy]

<notme>

a friend of mine tried to get his girlfriend drunk(this now-ex gf I have never seen drunk dispite drinking with her fairly regualrly since this happened (1996)). We were camping in angelsea and when the rest of us fooked off to the pub he deicded to crack open the martini rosso and pernod(instead of pernod and black pernod and martini rosso ) since the gf was not stupid she didn't touch the stuff but he and the other hand had half a bottle of each! So when we got back from the pub he was in the middle of the camp-site having a fit on the floor making horse noises and puking up pure red liquid(rosso not blood ) his gf on the other hand was trying to clean the tent of the floor-to-wall puke. They stayed together for another year until he dumped her because he fancied someone else more than her(the other woman just happened to be in the same group of friends, gf's best-friend and didn't fancy him at all. He also had fancied her before he had got together with gf).

</notme>

I've also carried the above guy home after the college "final ball" needless to say I wasn't that steady on my feet.

I've puked on a guy that refused to move out of the door when I was running through the toilet door.

I remember on holiday when I decided to have a drinking competion just before I went into a night-club. My mate thought it would be "cool" if we did it with absinthe so after four each, one after the other, the bar-man refused to serve us anymore. So <hazy-can't remember rest of the night> I had one or two smirnof ice in the night club and went to the toilet <end of the night as far as my recolection but my mate said he waited outsdie the toilet for an hour> "woke-up" walking down the beach road with my trousers ripped and covered in fish guts!!

another one;

one night I was drinking with a few friends in my mates girlfriends house. Due to my state and the fact that gf's sister was at uni they decided I could sleep in her bed. so in the night I needed to pee but due to thinking I was at home I thought that the door was on the opposite side of the room. So after spending 30 mins trying to climb out of the room via the wardrobe I gave up and pissed in the cup on the sideboard and some drinks bottle. Needless to say the next morning I emptied the cup and threw the bottle away without telling anybody.

 

[Kempo]

lol just b4 i came away to uni there was a big party at a m8's gf's house, i got absoloutely smashed, was mixing my drinks etc. absoloutely wasted, so my m8's gf says i can sleep in her parents bed, so iu get carried through i coz i really cant move of my own accord very much, they leave the room, only to return about an hour later to check on me with the parents bed covered in red sick (red wine was one of the things i was mixing ) mmm she wasnt too happy, luckily i left for uni the next day.. result

 

[.Cask]

Originally posted by doh_boy
[BI thought that the door was on the opposite side of the room. So after spending 30 mins trying to climb out of the room via the wardrobe I gave up and pissed in the cup on the sideboard and some drinks bottle. [/B]

Almost puked laughing at that one! Pure class

 

[stu]

I puked on my own face once

 

[throdgrain]

I was at one of those freezing-cold motorbike rallys in derbyshire years ago. They had a big barn thing with sawdust all over the floor as a kind of music/drinking/dancing place. Well, it was late at night and I was standing outside the barn talking to some people when I saw my mate come running full tilt out of the small door. Unfortunately there was a couple of blokes standing blocking the door, and he couldnt get out quick enough. He projectile vomitted about 10 feet, directly into the face of one of the people blocking the door.
I can remember the splashing sound as it hit the bloke in the chops even to this day . Suffice to say, he wasnt best pleased about it, but I managed to calm everyone down in the end. My mate of course was no-where to be seen

 

[Lester]

oooh, just remembered....

Eurodisney, the star wars ride - anyone been? Anyway it's one of those where you sit in a bus type thing with a screen in front that shows a movie and the cabin shakes and dips to mimic the action on-screen. There's about 30 people in there and it's warm, very warm and i'm on the front row. The action unfolds on the screen and as the "spaceship" crashes thru an ice meteor the front row is sprayed with water.....or so we thought. The guy next to me has puked and instead of just letting it go onto the floor, he had put his hands up to his face and the puke had subsequently jetted out from either side. Nice.

 

[Munkey-]

i was sick in the middle of a maths lesson once. was not nice. soaked my books, my mates books, the guys in front of me back, chair, our bags.......


bloody food poising

and if ill i'm regularly sick on the floor if I havent got a bucket to hand. can never make it to the bathroom in time

poor mum. she spent 4 hours cleaning the room where i was sick. then went back in to get me a pillow, went round the other side of the bed.....and saw even more.

and this was on a marble floor......needless to say. *SPLATTER*floor and side of walls........

she was up until about 6 am cleaning up

 

[PR.]

I try my best not to puke, its horrid burning throat and nose that make me feel awful.

Last time I puked was about 10mins after eating a Frankfurter Hotdog at Billing Aquadrome about 13years ago.

My motto is "If I ate it, it must be worth digesting"

 

[Furr]

After drinking too much in the first class carriage of the london to portmoth harbour line.

 

[James-]

I've only been sick after getting pissed. Most recently I went out with a group of friends from work to a chinese restaurant/cocktail bar. After a long night, I got home about 2am pissed out of my head for the first time in about a year (stopped drinking due to meds, decided I just wanted to get drunk) and went to bed. Woke up next morning felt fine, about ten minutes later I toddled off to the bog to cough up some phlegm, and out followed a torrent of vomit. Spent all morning throwing up, until I got to the point where I was just retching and flailing around on the floor.

The other time was after drinking Guinness all night, I went to bed and woke up in the middle of the night cos I needed a shit. Sat on the bog, began the shittage and I threw up all over my parents bathroom, with a house full of visitors. My vomitting woke up the whole house, and I didn't realise where I had thrown up because it was dark and I was still a bit pissed That time it wasn't down to the meds though

 

[WPKenny]

Got a little tipsy at my big sis' wedding a while back. Getting home and going to bed was a bit hazy.
Damini had gone downstairs to sleep in what was my bed at the time and I was upstairs in her double (we were in a student house share thingy).
She woke up thinking we'd had a massive argument and snuck upstairs and crept into bed hoping we were so drunk we wouldn't remember whatever it was we were arguing about.

It turns out she hadn't gone downstairs cos we'd argued. She'd gone downstairs cos I'd covered myself, the bedsheets and pillow and the inside of a bin with liquid that could be most closely compared to paint stripper.

That's not the worst part....

A couple of days later I was trying to locate a strange smell in my room downstairs. I came to move a few things around and picked up my printer which was less than a week old and some strange brown liquid began dripping from underneath it. It was then I realised that before I'd even got to bed I'd been in my own room and had puked down the BACK of my desk/chesk of drawers. The varnish had been dissolved from the desk and it fooking stank.

It took me a little over an hour to take my printer to bits and clean it. :/

 

[James-]

Kenny wins so far on the grounds his story incorporates another BW regular and PC bits

 

[pg_exoshear]

I was sick all over the floor in a bar once, had a bit to much to drink.

 

[Lester]

Another one.

We went on a company christmas do, on a barge for a meal. My m8 was severely pissed by the start and when the starters came he ate up about half his soup, when...... he brought it all back up again. Incredibly he got it all back into the bowl, hardly spilling a drop (although it was fuller than before) Of course the waitress came and took it away, saying "didn't you like it?" If only she knew.....

I hope she didnt chuck it back into the pot for the next sitting

 

[WPKenny]

Originally posted by oldlester
and up a fanny.

Why on earth has no one commented on this? You puked UP A FANNY? How? What was the reaction? Did it turn into some sort of perverted sex game and you tried it again and again?? TELL US!!

 

[Sar]

A mate and me went on an absinthe drinking binge one night - we downed about 5/6 in the pub then went back to his house and drank a whole bottle between us.

I puked that much that I caused the toilet to overflow and get backed up. Thank fuck it weren't my house anyway

I was still pished as a cunt 36 hours later.

Good stuff that absinthe



Another time I was celebrating my GCSE results (so I was about 16 at the time) and got rat-arsed, then puked all over me clothes. My mates, the sweethearts, stripped me nekkid and chucked me out the front into the garden and dumped my clothes into a bath full of water.


Nipples like bullets, I assure you.

I used to be sick regularly up until about 5 years ago, when I gave up beer and started onto spirits & wine. Been sick twice since then I think, once being the absinthe incident

 

[Damini]

Kenny also failed to mention The Mystery Plastic Bag of Sick, which I found some time after the bed incident, and after the "Why does my printer smell?" incident. I was trying to tidy his room, but Kenny won't let me throw away any old receipts, so I have to rummage around in all his old plastic bags to find any old reciepts. Except I found week old stale sick all over my hand.

Ain't love grand? Its the romance that keeps it all alive.

 

[Daffeh]

some guy puked in the java lecture, and then later he puked in the prolog lecture today, not bad for a days work

guess he doesnt like programming

 

[gremlin]

Few nights before new years '98.. had a marathon drinking session in London. Fell asleep on the train back, just woke up as train was pulling in to my stop, immediately felt sick so jumped up, stuck my head out of the window and proceeded to puke along the length of Aldershot platform 3.

Good times indeed *sigh* *mistyeyed*