Omegle!

[Everz]

Talk to strangers and post up the best you get. Been doing it on other forum and its been a great laugh, heres a taster.

Omegle

Spoiler

Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: HI
Stranger: hi
You: asl?
Stranger: 23 m england u
You: 16/f/uk
Stranger: cool
Stranger: where abouts u from
Stranger: in uk
You: south you?
Stranger: norht
Stranger: north
You: ok
You: erm, this may sound forward but im trying to lose my virginity.
Stranger: that is a bit forward
Stranger: lol
You: sorry
You: this is me
You: http://help.com/user-avatars/user-photo-76147-54789.jpg
Stranger: nice looking girl, u shpuldnt have a prob
You: but i do
You: i just want to meet someone and fuck them, no strings
You: i figured this was a good place
Stranger: lol not sure that is the best way to lose your virginity
You: oh
Stranger: surly you would want to meet someone u care about
You: no, i just want the first time right now
You: im really horny
Stranger: well ur far away from me now so nothin i can do right nwo
You: i know... but would you be interested?
Stranger: lol erm i have a gf
You: oh
Stranger: but maybe
You: really?
Stranger: well im sure if u try hard enough there would be plenty of willing lads on here
You: you seem nice though
Stranger: lol u dont no me
You: i no
You: i could travel up to you.
Stranger: have u left school?
You: Yes
Stranger: u got a job?
You: part time
Stranger: cool doin what
You: just workin on a till at a clothes shop.
You: I could catch the train up to you.
Stranger: u got any more pics?
Stranger: u look nice
You: Only on my mobile
Stranger: oh right
You: I can send them to you, but they are a bit naughty
Stranger: haha, i dont like to give my number out though
Stranger: some wierd people about sorry lol
You: They are very dirty xxx
Stranger: liek what
You: my legs are spread....
You: my fingers are playing
Stranger: sounds good
You: Looks better
Stranger: haha i bet
You: imagine this: http://help.com/user-avatars/user-photo-76147-54789.jpg riding you
Stranger: dont work?
You: oh sorry
You: so you want to see my hot little ass?
Stranger: would love to
You: pic or real life
You: ?
Stranger: haha both
You: sure
You: honestly, i really want it
Stranger: lol i can tell
Stranger: how i no ur genuine though
Stranger: could be anyone
You: sorry i may desperate
You: i wud show u my msn but im on my daddys laptop and its not on here.
Stranger: oh right...
You: because i could show you me on cam on msn....
Stranger: shame
You: have you got msn?
Stranger: yeah
You: can i have ur addy as i will be on the computer with the cam tomorrow, and im home alone as it is easter
Stranger: 1 sec
You: k x
Stranger: back
You: good x
You: sooo....
Stranger: dealtabadhand@live.co.uk
You: thanks, will add you tomorrow
Stranger: k
You: i have to go soon, can i have ur number so i can send u the pic when im in bed?
Stranger: no sorry
You:
Stranger: i dont give it out
You: if i "performed" on cam for you, cud i have it. i get lonely at night and like someone to text
Stranger: sorry
Stranger: haha maybe
You: do you like anal?
Stranger: lol ur rude for a virginj
You: i know, it because it hasnt been let out
Stranger: lol
You: im wearing just a thong and bra rite now
Stranger: mmm nice
You: yep
You: the thong is a bit damp too
Stranger: mmmm
You: oh i wish i cud send u a pic of me so u cud see me write now, and u cud jack off to it. that wud be such a turn on
Stranger: mmm well maybe ull have my number one day, just not now
You:
Stranger: sorry
You: ill only send u one pic
Stranger: u could be anyone
You: my name is charlotte, or lottie, by the way
Stranger: hi, im john
You:
You: i just slid a finger inside myself, im so tight and wet
Stranger: mmmm ur naughty
You: two fingers now
You: mmm
Stranger: mmm nice, wish i was there
You: so do i
You: are you touching urself?
Stranger: maybe ;_
Stranger: ;
You:
You: i just took another pic of myself
You: im dripping literally
Stranger: mmm u can send over msn tomorrow
You: cant put it on to my pc
Stranger:
You: so only have the pic i showed u
Stranger: oh ok
You: its such a turn on to know a guy touching himself to a pic of me
Stranger: well i have that one picu sent
You: plz can i send u a dirty one, ill take one specially any requests?
Stranger: lol no sorry
You: bent over?
Stranger: haha behave
You: legs spread?
You: licking my fingers?
You: using my dildo?
Stranger: mm sounds good, perhaps u could show me on cam one day
You: will do, cant wait
You: but only if i can send u a pic now. xxx
Stranger: me either
Stranger: lol im not giving my number out, sorry
You: pretty please
Stranger: sorry
You: pretty please with me on top?
Stranger: haha
You: you dont have to reply
Stranger: lol its not that, its just u could be anyone
You: i just took a really good pic and dont want it to go to waste
Stranger: lol
You: please?
Strangerk. 07854474521 i trust you with that though.
You: WINNAR!!! KETSBAIA, I HAVE IT!!!
You: btw, you email and number is getting posted on The Dugout Football Manager Community, look for the third half forum, and the omegle thread.
Stranger: shit
You have disconnected.

 

[CorNokZ]

A+ trolling

Best is pedo trolling and then saying you're FBI tho.. That shit cracks me up!

 

[CorNokZ]

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Jovan?
You: No this is Navoj..
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Bastard

This just happened to me:

Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hello
You: Hello Stranger
You: Where might you be from?
Stranger: Iran
Stranger: n u?
You: Wow..
Stranger: if you are from israel
Stranger: i ll kill u
You: lol
You: I am
You: What are you going to do about it?
Stranger: Ok im gonna sending to OUT OF SPACEEE TO FINDDD ANOTHER RACE!!!!!!!!!!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

 

[- English -]

rofl everz

 

[Bugz]

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: you say hi first!
Stranger: Hi!
You: no thanks.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

I feel bad :<

 

[fettoken]

I kept refering to my hair in third person, and that seemed to annoy people. I also tried to start every sentence with the word "To". Also annoyed people.

 

[Mey]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi asl
You: thats abit forward.

lol

 

[Billargh]

Since no one else has yet.
https://forums.freddyshouse.com/general-2/236144-coolest-thing-net.html

 

[BloodOmen]

Lets see what happens when I have a look around on it...



1st try...


Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: UFFOOOOOOOOOOOO
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

i'll keep trying!

 

[Everz]

Since no one else has yet.
https://forums.freddyshouse.com/general-2/236144-coolest-thing-net.html

Fu emo.. me>toht.

 

[Zebolt]

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Un humilde servidor, el amanecer anterior al de ayer, estaba presente cual anonadado predisgitador, sentado en mi yurbe, vi a un individuo al fondo de mi estrecha calle. Había vuelto el pregonero
You have disconnected.

Just what I was gonna say...

 

[Wonk]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: whats up my ni**er
You: HI!!! !! IM THE KING OF THIDRANKI!!! ! BUT DONT TELL FH
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

oh man, we were just about to become friends

and wtf is asl? anal searching lover? :/

 

[Zebolt]

age sex location :>

 

[Lamp]

lol Everz

 

[Everz]

Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: I AM KING OF THIDRANKI!!!!
Stranger: bonjour
You: /BOW BEFORE ME
Stranger: thidrank?
Stranger: doesn't sound like a real place to me
You: THIDRANKI NOOB!
You: I AM BATTLE ENFORCER DORIMOR
Stranger: hmm
You: SLAYER OF /LEVEL 20's!
You: FEAR ME !
Stranger: I am undecided what to eat tonight, what's Thidranks most eaten dish?
Stranger: I might make tht tonight
You: THE FLESH OF MY ENEMIES!
Stranger: hmm
Stranger: you use any spices to prepare that?
You: WITH A SIDEDISH OF WHINING NOOB!
You: YES THE HEAD OF AN ALB AND THE GUTS OF A HIB
You: MY LIFETAP SUCKS THE FLAVOUR INTO THEM
You: I ONLY USE MY PWN
Stranger: dont think I can make that, then
You: HERE HAVE A SIGNATURE
Stranger: living in the real world, and all
You: dorimor xx
Stranger: hehe
You: THIS IS THE REAL WORLD
Stranger: I will treasure it forever!
You: YOU BEST
You: IT WAS SIGNED BY THE BEST
You: THIDRANKI CONTROLS ALL, I AM GOD OF THIDRANKI!
You: ARE YOU JEALOUS?
Stranger: hmm, well, I will leave you to your megalomatic self
Stranger: gl in Thidrank

 

[Lamp]

lolol

 

[Ezteq]

rofl i remember 1st time iw as in a chat roomish thing (was yahoo pool) i got asked asl and i said no im on broadband rofl i thought he meant...ah nm, then i had a quiz about simpsons trivia with some little girl who was on there lol was really sweet actually.

\anyhoo then i got a bit adventurous and went in a vampire roll laying chat room and did something like

*walks through the door and gazes up from under the brim of her dusty stetson, taking in the sights of the vampire bar...walks to the bar and eyes the bartender before asking in a throaty voice*
"hi im new in town, do you serve food here?" anyhoo barman says yes and does some vampire talk and i replied

"great i'll have a stake" to which i was mysteriously ejected Oo miserable fuckers i thought it ws quite witty myself

 

[Fuggz]

Not bad. Don't like the bit about 'I AM KING OF THIDRANKI!!!!'

Damn upstart!

If you want to talk to strangers intimately go play UO. Played it last night and ended up sitting on the roof of this big mansion chatting to the owner - Lady ******. Couldn't handle it and buggered off to kill some skellies. Who knows who you are talking too. Think she was trying to pull me. Weird...

 

[Fuggz]

Fook it. Am off to play UO (Ultima Oniine) and try to get an online s*** with Lady *******. Hey beggers can't be choosers. Will ask her age first. I draw the line at under 18. If she is at all suspect I will ask if her mother can take over instead. Thoughtful and considerate are my middle names...

 

[Cozak]

Thing is fucking addictive.

 

[Olgaline]

lol at the last one

 

[Ingafgrinn Macabre]

Spoiler

Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: My Life For Aiur
You: That can be arranged....
Stranger: no
Stranger: aiur
You: Yes, that's me...
Stranger: its too far away
Stranger: the zergs destroyed it
Stranger: its my homeworld
Stranger: not a person
Stranger: were are you frrom
You: Well, I am Aiur, so who are you to tell what I am and what not?
Stranger: :O
Stranger: aiur? or greatest warrior?
Stranger: our*
Stranger: is that you?
You: I am He, who is Aiur, King Regent
Stranger: mmm
Stranger: i do not understand
Stranger: my english
Stranger: is bad
Stranger: good bye
You have disconnected.

So pityful when they can't play their own game

 

[Olgaline]

wiatsd for two FH trolls to find eachother

 

[Everz]

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Blueberries!
Stranger: these chinese people are bothering me
You: Blueberries!
You: Blueberries! Blueberries!
Stranger: i don't like blueberries
Stranger: they're blue
You: Blackberries!
You: Blackberries!
Stranger: i don't like blackberries
Stranger: they're black
You: Gooseberries!
You: Gooseberries!
You: Gooseberries! Gooseberries!
Stranger: i don't like gooseberries
Stranger: they're goose
You: there geese.
You:
You: touche!

Who's this xD?

 

[Everz]

double :|

 

[old.Tohtori]

If at first the lie doesn't work...

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You: You know i'm not actually janne.
Stranger: really?
Stranger: so you lied to me....
You: Yeah.
You: Janne is just some guy i know in finland. But it's ok, i'm not 23 either.
Stranger: so tell the truth to me...
You: But you'll leave
Stranger: no, i want, i promise
You: Well my last name is Brown, if that helps.
Stranger: and how old?
Stranger: i won't leave, i promise
You: Well...i'm nearer to 60 then 20.
Stranger: ooohhh.... that's ok.
You: Yeah, well...i guess this started off on the wrong foot.
You: Lemme start again.
Stranger: okay
You: Hi!
Stranger: Hello
You: My name is Doctor Emmett Brown, but everyone calls me Doc.
Stranger: Hello Doc.
Stranger: How old are you?

 

[Uara]

Hahahahahah Toht, brilliant!!

 

[Cerb]

Meh i dont seem to be as good at this trolling lark :<

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Hi
You: So what exactly are you stranger than?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

 

[old.Tohtori]

Ladidaa:

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You: Hey, no i'm not female, no i don't want to say a/s/l, no i don't want to cyber ^^
You: Yeah i'm a real buzzkill ^^
Stranger: oh oh slow down lol i'm not looking for any of that
You: Cool
You: So...
You: A/S/L?
Stranger: lol
You: Not really
You: I just want some anonymous cyber fun.
You: Stop it...
You: I can't help myself.
Stranger: you're confusing me
You: Nevermind, let's start over. Hi!
Stranger: ha. okay, hi
You: How's you?
Stranger: i'm doing pretty good lol
Stranger: you?
You: Yeah tell me about it, just got promoted.
Stranger: ah congrats!
You: YEah! It's a dream come true, been training for it all my lives.
Stranger: what do you do?
You: I'm a suicide bomber.

 

[Cemeterygates]

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hey
You: hi!
Stranger: asl?
Stranger: 17/f/usa
You: 47/not sure/belgium
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: hey!
Stranger: asl
You: hang about! you don't just jump into bed with terry tibbs!! you take terry tibbs out to lunch, you wine and dine him, give him an oil massage
Stranger: <3<3
You: do you like camels?
Stranger: very much
You: i have a camel, fred is his name
You: very mild mannered chap
Stranger: yummy
You: yea, can't wait to get him on the bbq tbh
You: camel burgers
You: best thing since smurf porn
Your conversational partner has disconnected.