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Nun jokes

The head nun tells the two new nuns that they have to paint their room without getting any paint on their clothes. So the one nun says to the other, "Hey, let's take all our clothes off, fold them up, and lock the door."

So they do this, and begin painting their room. Soon they hear a knock at the door. They ask, "Who is it?"

"Blind man!"

The nuns look at each other, then one nun says, "He's blind, he can't see. What could it hurt." They let him in.

The blind man walks in and says, "Hey, nice tits. Where do you want me to hang the blinds?"

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Blonde Nun
One night a blond nun was praying in her room when God appeared before her.

"My daughter, you have pleased me greatly. Your heart is full of love for your fellow creatures and your actions and prayers are always for the benefit of others. I have come to you, not only to thank and commend you, but to grant you anything you wish," said God.

"Dear Heavenly Father, I am perfectly happy. I am a bride of Christ. I am doing what I love. I lack for nothing material since the Church supports me. I am content in all ways," said the nun.

"There must be something you would have of me," said God.

"Well, there is one thing," she said.

"Just name it," said God.

"It's those blonde jokes. They are so demeaning to blondes everywhere, not just to me. I would like for blonde jokes to stop."

"Consider it done," said God. "Blonde jokes shall be stricken from the minds of humans everywhere. But surely there is something that I could do just for you."

"There is one thing. But it's really small, and not worth your time," said the nun.

"Name it. Please," said God.

"It's the M&M's," said the blonde nun. "They're so hard to peel."
 

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More nun gags !

What is the definition of innocence?
A nun working in a condom factory thinking she's making sleeping bags for mice.
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What do you call a nun who walks in her sleep?
A roaming catholic.
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What do you call a nun with a sex change operation?
A tran-sister.
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What's black and white and red and has trouble getting through a revolving door?
A nun with a spear through her head!
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Two nuns are cycling down a cobbled street.
The first one says "I've never come this way before."
The second one replies "Must be the cobbles"
 

Chronictank

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Lamp, what excatly has that got to do with the video?
or the thread for that matter

edit: could have picked some funny ones at least :<
 

Lamp

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Chronictank said:
Lamp, what excatly has that got to do with the video?
or the thread for that matter

Meant to post separately soz
 

tris-

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lamp ffs. usually your threads are the best ones, but now youve ruined your repuation. invading someone elses with your jokes?

dispicable/
 

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