Ok so what are you getting your other half for valentines day?

Mikah75

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well i dont love anyone so..:< however i might by my friend a rose if she is lucky, going out to student night at club, possibly even fancy dress!
 

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Likewise, after my life was fucked over by my love of my life nearly 4 years ago i would much rather split some tarts ringpiece with hard sex.

Cost, fuckall unless Lecter treats me to a night at KingsCross :p

Bitter me? Never, I enjoy life now and laugh at those who ride the wave of exploitation when it comes to Feb 14th. Sad people. You know who you are.....
 

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I would have totally forgotten about it tbh. Don't usually like going out to eat on Valentines because all the restaurants just do those stupidly overpriced fixed menu shite. So will leave it till the weekend and go somewhere nice.
 

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Also wanted to mention, as this "holiday" has nothing to do with Valentines anymore, that it should be called Heartytimes from now on.

For you loveydovey people out there, you celebrate this day and have hearty time because a person was beheaded, killed because he married people against a rulers will.

So is it a day of love? Nice semantic, but poor poor premise.
 

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bah bloody miserable sods lol

just because someone was shit to you doesnt mean it has to mar your whole life and thoughts on stuff like this, i mean halloween is quite commercial now and tbh its not the only time of year one can be spooky but its fun. like valentines day isnt the only time of year you can be a bit romantic hell you dont have to be romantic with anyone (take that as you will) just use it as an excuse to be nice to yourself have a pizza and some ice cream and beer and watch your fave show, whatever

i like holidays like this, i dont know why, i just do. its fun i guess :)

oh and pikeh #1 love that bunch of daisies thing hehe
 

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I like finnish word for valentines, "ystävänpäivä", or "friend day" better. More fitting, doens't involve the bloody murder of a priest and spreads to more then just your f*ckbuddy.
 

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or the person you love you cold hearted unsentimental gastropod!!!!

i do like the idea of friend day much better though, like i think easter should be renamed chocolate day and christmas santamas...and pancake day fat tuesday because its just excellant.

halloween should however, stay halloween.
 

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easter is a fucking joke.

pay 3x as much for an egg which has got 10x less chocolate than a bar.
 

old.Tohtori

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or the person you love you cold hearted unsentimental gastropod!!!!

i do like the idea of friend day much better though, like i think easter should be renamed chocolate day and christmas santamas...and pancake day fat tuesday because its just excellant.

halloween should however, stay halloween.

What? My Legendeaster name didn't stick? Bunny day would fit too. "Choclaty Bunnies everyone!"

I'm so proud of Santamas though *wipes away tear*

New years and hallows eve is quite alright, yes.
 

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bunnyday works...but wont the chicks (yellow fluffly ones not big bouncy pink ones) get jelous?
 

old.Tohtori

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bunnyday works...but wont the chicks (yellow fluffly ones not big bouncy pink ones) get jelous?

Nah, they've been in the sidelines so long that they don't mind.

Anyhoo, i eat chicken every bunnyday so, those chickies ain't complaining for long.
 

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lol they just be trying to keep a low profile and hoping you dont notice them, theyre like *whistle* "who me? nah im a baby crow...i got jaundice *cough, cough, splutter* any hoo see ya"
 

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A teddy bear with a recordable voice box that plays when you press it's little heart!

Box of chocs

A rose

& an attempt at a meal.
 

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A teddy bear with a recordable voice box that plays when you press it's little heart!

Box of chocs

A rose

& an attempt at a meal.

Who is this person! Who let him in! Did you check his ID? I bet he's underage!

Welcome back to filth Buggie.
 

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Who is this person! Who let him in! Did you check his ID? I bet he's underage!

Welcome back to filth Buggie.

<3

Just popping back every now and then to check the state of FHOT.

I noticed you were away for a bit - what gives?

Worse thing about valentine for me is my anniversary w/ the missus is the month after - so two months of gift payouts :<
 

old.Tohtori

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<3

Just popping back every now and then to check the state of FHOT.

I noticed you were away for a bit - what gives?

Worse thing about valentine for me is my anniversary w/ the missus is the month after - so two months of gift payouts :<

Check mah blogs!!

Actually moved away from home pre-santamas, moved up north for a month, got a new job back in helsinki, moved back here, got a new roomie, new job, new phone and phonenumber and basically everything changed. Fun.

Well, except that i'm still single, but that never changes so, whoopie goldberg to that.

You do know that FHOT stands for F*cking HOT!
 

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Check mah blogs!!

Actually moved away from home pre-santamas, moved up north for a month, got a new job back in helsinki, moved back here, got a new roomie, new job, new phone and phonenumber and basically everything changed. Fun.

Well, except that i'm still single, but that never changes so, whoopie goldberg to that.

You do know that FHOT stands for F*cking HOT!

Glad to hear you're on your feet :)
 

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A teddy bear with a recordable voice box that plays when you press it's little heart!

Box of chocs

A rose

& an attempt at a meal.

I put more thought into what time i was going to have my daily shit then you did coming up with those presents, don't be such a walking stereotype!

Get her a Valentine's card and slip an anal condom inside. Be there when she opens it and give her the rapist stare. Never fails.
 

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Some vaseline, quilted tissues and a porn site subscription.
 

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A card i imagine, we decided it was yet another waste of money. You must spend hundreds to show someone you love them!
 

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Did I forget to mention the spoiking of a lifetime?
 

old.Tohtori

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Alot of talk about "anal this" and "sexor this", but is any of you happily delutional couple...erm...i mean....happy couples out there, actually giving this as a present? 'cause i want pictures/proof of the GF face when opening the pressie!
 

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Mrs gave me a nice present yesterday by announcing she's preggers! Cancels my snowboarding trip to Colorado in December though :(
 

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Sure you are the father? *MUHAHAHAHA*



Grats :p

Aparently, although I have already said I want blood tests to prove it! Been spending too much time at home due to changing jobs and doing customer handovers.

Funny thing was two days ago she asked what I'd do if she was pregnant after she felt a litlle sick in the morning. I replied, "leave!" Seriously, great news just hope the birth is not as traumatic as the previous one. Nearly lost both that time.
 

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haha well theres a valentines prezzy you cant take back to hallmark, grats hawkwind and mrs hawkwind!..youll be having a little dubaiby hehehe :D

i spent the grand sum of a tenner on b2's pressies i dont go in for expensive stuff and i'll be more than happy with a box of choccys or some other cliched thing...choccies especially cos i can eat them though hehehe
 

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