Ok so what are you getting your other half for valentines day?

[Ezteq]

Lets just assume its not a beer bra,

i got B2 a game its like pig in a poke, you have two little pigs and you have to throw them like dice and depending on how they land you score points...may sound a bit crap but i remember him remeniscing about it years ago and saying how much he liked the game.

also some choccy...but seeing as he decided to give that up for lent i may be forced to eat it myself and save him from temptation Oo


so what you getting yours?

 

[tris-]

that pig game is good. i played it up at some relatives in scotlands when i was kid. different sex positions gives different points.

i bought -

a pair of silver earings in the shape of butterflys, with celtic patterns in them. hard to explain but look good.
a chemise from anne summers.
a carve your own postcard. which is basically a piece of wood, post card size with postcard type things on the back. so i carved out a message using a key on the front!
i made a cd.
and im cooking us dinner, main course will be from scratch.

 

[old.Tohtori]

A TV dinner for one...*cry*

ACTUALLY, i bought some coconut shampoo for meself so i'll smell really really nice when i go to the bars on valentines!

Hey, it's a gift to humanity if i smell nice!

 

[Ezteq]

holy cock!!

who are you and what have you done with tris, i demand to know!!!

sounds nice tbh some really thoughtful stuff there...well done, you get 10 points and a pig doing a handstand!


Toht! valentines day is about being nice to the one you loooourve..and i am assuming you are more than a little fond of your own company so why the hell not treat yourself, go coconutty imo, if you were a chick i'd recommend a nice long bath followed by beer/wine choccys and your fave dinner, spoil yourself.

 

[preacherboy]

I might get mine a washing machine she moans it's to cold in the garden using the mangle

 

[Roalith]

A Teddy bear's head, dangling stuffing like trailing entrails, left on her pillow.

... what?

 

[Olgaline]

A new frying pan, a new floor mop, and this really nifty toilet brush

 

[old.Tohtori]

A new frying pan, a new floor mop, and this really nifty toilet brush

You sure he hasn't already got those?

 

[Olgaline]

You sure he hasn't already got those?

you do ? oh sorry luv, want a teddy bear instead ?
joking aside i actually did get her tho's things today

as for what I'm doing for valentines I cannot disclose that here since she sometimes reads these forums,
and that would ruine the suprise,

 

[tierk]

Dinner personally cooked and we will be having it on a beach very far away from the city and hopefully people where i hope to give her a watch that looks like this.....View attachment 3895, except more diamonds

 

[liloe]

I have no fucking clue...I thought back and forth but my creativity absolutely sucks:<

 

[Eeben]

My gf wants the sexy and the city box or dirty danceing movie , but something tells me it would be the biggest mistake ever to give her them. like shooting your self in the foot

 

[old.Tohtori]

My gf wants the sexy and the city box or dirty danceing movie , but something tells me it would be the biggest mistake ever to give her them. like shooting your self in the foot

Sex and the city.

Sure, it's "chicky", but remember, when woman sees another woman horny/having sex, they kinda get the urge too.

Also, boobies and such for you. Well, atleast some.

 

[tris-]

buying stuff liek that is a good idea imo.
she can watch her shit, you can watch it with her, with the added bonus of hot milfs.
and its not wrong to stare because theyre on a show.

 

[Eeben]

Sex and the city.

Sure, it's "chicky", but remember, when woman sees another woman horny/having sex, they kinda get the urge too.

Also, boobies and such for you. Well, atleast some.

Aye but its just so boring!! but guess it will be a good excuse to play with her boobs all day!!!!

 

[Chronictank]

flower (Una Rosa) to her work, dinner, necklase with a silver bear (closest thing i could find to a puppy that didnt look tacky), hotel then i get my pressie :d

 

[Hidden]

If I had a girlfriend I would get her an Iron...

On a serious note I dont have anybody at the moment but I do have my eye on someone.

I'm planning on sending her a card with a nice message inside (not saying it here because you guys might think its sad).

If all goes well I have booked a restaurant just for the 2 of us with romantic music playing in the background.

After the romantic dinner i'll hopefully take her to the beach and just watch the stars and stuff laying on the beach.

I really, really, really hope this plans out how I want it to go.

 

[tris-]

does she like you?

 

[Ezteq]

*sends out positive thoughts* I so hope that works out for you xxxx


and pfft at sexy and the city dvds!! i want either spongebob box set or the muppets first series...or farscape...or disneys robin hood...or the spaghetti western box set...or some chocolates...tbh i'd be happy with anything so long as its not a house hold cleaning appliance.

 

[Wonk]

I cant give out pressies to all of them

 

[swords]

I got her a card and that's all as i'll be in England on the day and she lives in Ireland. However, that weekend I will be visiting Dublin, taking her shopping and doing touristy things (Guinness factory for me ). Will also be going to Butlers chocolatiers and buying some of the nicest chocolate known to humanity (creme bailey's truffles = orgasm, so eating one while having sex should make heads explode). Other than that, I think the best gift she is getting is being with me for a weekend, and vice versa (long distance).
I prefer to get her little things every now and then when she doesn't expect me to rather than on clinton cards day where you are essentially forced to through guilt and marketing

 

[Ezteq]

I think the best gift she is getting is being with me for a weekend

rofl!!

ok lass you got me for the whole weekend, theres plenty of swords to go round love!

you lucky lucky bitch!

Rawr!

 

[swords]

Plenty to go round.... so i'm either promiscuous, fat, or promiscuous and fat...

 

[Eeben]

Plenty to go round.... so i'm either promiscuous, fat, or promiscuous and fat...

i go with fat

 

[swords]

I prefer to use the term 'deferred muscle' actually...

 

[Ezteq]

... or you got a huge schlong?


but seeing as you brought up being a moobilicious tart i'll go with that!

 

[Imgormiel]

In short.....nothing. No girlfriend = cheapness of tight wallet nationality NSFW etc.

Not had a gf since my fiance of 4 years ago when we split. You women are too busy busting my balls for me to even think of getting anything for anyone special. And I wonder why i am being assimilated to mysogyny

 

[swords]

... or you got a huge schlong?


but seeing as you brought up being a moobilicious tart i'll go with that!

Well It is never wise to blow ones own trumpet when someone else will blow it for you...

 

[collegien]

I have booked a romantic castle in the north of England for a few days. We will be going to a nice restaurant and having some quality home cooked food in the castle. We will visit some of the great places in the region. I will give her some posh looking roses and a romantic novel. (she loves that kinda thing) Probably have to watch The Holiday again at some point too.

After I have woo'd and romanced her I will get the beer tits out

 

[pikeh]

really dont like valentines day and so i normally go for weird quirky stuff. i knows my gf would love this sooooo its this and a bunch of daisies.

oh and im drawing her a card as well.