ok, how the fuck can you be THIS lonely?!

[Ctuchik]

Lonely spinster had seedy surgery | The Sun |News


words escape me....

 

[Macey]

What do you expect when you read the sun?

 

[chipper]

it is funny tho lol

 

[Kryten]

probably misheard a conversation where a "loose" friend suggested she try getting it on with a cone, meaning a traffic cone rather than a pine cone

How the hell did it get THAT stuck though? would have suggested getting nice and naturally moist, probably a couple of times, and let it just slip out?

 

[Trem]

*fap*

 

[Overdriven]

By all accounts, she did have a TREE-mendous time with it though.

Contemplates laughing. Does.

 

[Zenith.UK]

My lips curled slightly.
Amusing.

 

[00dave]

My lips curled slightly.

Bet hers did too

 

[pez]

Absolute amateur tbh. look at the way the pine cone is shaped, those bad boys will go in fine but will a bitch to get back out, like an arrow.

 

[Ctuchik]

i doubt its that exact one in the picture tho

 

[Roo Stercogburn]

Is the pine cone available on ebay yet?

 

[old.Tohtori]

Hey, don't be so hard, we all pine for some love every now and then