Oh Lord, Won't You Buy Me A...

[Jupitus]

Oh Lord won't you buy me a nice forum mod?
Who gives me the power to act like a god,
I want to ban people, like Sheaffer, that sod,
Oh lord won't you buy me a nice forum mod?



Edit: missed out the 'e' in Sheaffre

 

[old.Tyraette]

Oh lord, wont you buy me, a Damini Huggle
I really need one, Jup's getitng me, in trubble
He's not really Rhyming Master, sorry to burst your bubble
Oh lord, wont you buy me, a Damini Huggle


<hmm, sorry for the offtopic-offtopic >

and jup...the word im looking for, i cant pronounce, in case sweet little old ladies like halo/nunky sick are watching

 

[Jupitus]

Oh lord won't you buy me a pair of ear plugs?
To keep me from hearing him talk about hugs,
I think I will send him a virus or bugs,
Oh lord won't you buy me a pair of ear plugs?

 

[Jupitus]

Originally posted by old.Tyraette
and jup...the word im looking for, i cant pronounce, in case sweet little old ladies like halo/nunky sick are watching

... not sure Damini would be impressed at being called sweet....

 

[Flimgoblin]

Oh lord won't you buy me an off-topic forum
The posts over in General, they have no decorum
Givf OLD!!11, flames and pictars, more and more of em
Oh lord won't you buy me an off-topic forum

Oh lord, won't you buy me a custom board title
All the spammers are deity, it irks me a trifle
It makes me so crazy, I'll go get my rifle
Oh lord, won't you buy me a custom board title

 

[ellya]

Oh lord, wont you buy me a way out of Penge
Phnaargos looks nicer, and even Stonehenge
If I stay here much longer, I'll be seeking revenge
Oh lord, wont you buy me a way out of Penge

 

[Flimgoblin]

Originally posted by ellya
Oh lord, wont you buy me a way out of Penge
Phnaargos looks nicer, and even Stonehenge
If I stay here much longer, I'll be seeking revenge
Oh lord, wont you buy me a way out of Penge

 

[slapmesilly..]

Oh lord won't you get me some ice cold beer?
The kind that makes you dance and cheer!
I always enjoy the numbness in my ear..
Oh lord won't you you get me some ice cold beer!

Oh lord won't you give me a nice strong man!
With real big muscles and a butt like ham.
A man that let's me suck on his wood!
Oh god give me that and I'll owe you good!

 

[slapmesilly..]

Oh god please dispose of this Jupitus dude.
He's old, crooked, ugly, and prude.
He pretends to be a poet, rhyming like a master
But if he continues this, he'll end up in plaster.

 

[old.LandShark]

I'd like to do a song of great social and political import...

Oh Lord, won't you buy me, a shockwave-free net,
Drop all the flash stuff, that's your best bet
Just whip out old notepad, then you are set,
Oh Lord, won't you buy me, a shockwave-free net.

btw slapmesilly, that isn't the right rhythm/format omg

 

[Fafnir]

A little help for slapme.

www.geocities.com/wavsus22/janisjoplinmercedezbenz.wav

Copy and paste.

 

[old.Noita]

Back on topic

Oh Lord wont you buy me a penis extension
My dick is so small - too small to mention
I tried ev'ry thing - weights, dynamic tension
Oh Lord wont you buy me a penis extension

Oh Lord wont you buy me a great big fat knob
The one that I have just wont do the job
I try every night - but it just makes me sob
Oh Lord wont you buy me a great big fat knob

Oh Lord wont you buy me a manhood of fame
Instead of the one that brings nothing but shame
It stays in my pants cos its really quite lame
Oh Lord wont you buy me a manhood of fame

Oh Lord wont you buy me the cock of a horse
Something that big will be useless of course
But I promise there wont be a second's remorse
Oh Lord wont you buy me the cock of a horse

 

[Fafnir]

Re: Back on topic

Originally posted by old.Noita
Oh Lord wont you buy me a penis extension
My dick is so small - too small to mention
I tried ev'ry thing - weights, dynamic tension
Oh Lord wont you buy me a penis extension

Oh Lord wont you buy me a great big fat knob
The one that I have just wont do the job
I try every night - but it just makes me sob
Oh Lord wont you buy me a great big fat knob

Oh Lord wont you buy me a manhood of fame
Instead of the one that brings nothing but shame
It stays in my pants cos its really quite lame
Oh Lord wont you buy me a manhood of fame

Oh Lord wont you buy me the cock of a horse
Something that big will be useless of course
But I promise there wont be a second's remorse
Oh Lord wont you buy me the cock of a horse

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO i want you to be the woman you are.

 

[slapmesilly..]

Sue me for thinking out of the box
At least I'm not following everyone like a tame sheep!

I want to be differeeent, I am a gothiiic!
well.. I'm not, but that's besides the point.


Thing is, that it is just a weeee bit different in tune, and it's a much more mature rhyme if you make it rhyme on 2 endings, instead of making 4 lines with the same end...

 

[Testin da Cable]

Re: Back on topic

Originally posted by old.Noita
Oh Lord wont you buy me a penis extension
My dick is so small - too small to mention
I tried ev'ry thing - weights, dynamic tension
Oh Lord wont you buy me a penis extension

Oh Lord wont you buy me a great big fat knob
The one that I have just wont do the job
I try every night - but it just makes me sob
Oh Lord wont you buy me a great big fat knob

Oh Lord wont you buy me a manhood of fame
Instead of the one that brings nothing but shame
It stays in my pants cos its really quite lame
Oh Lord wont you buy me a manhood of fame

Oh Lord wont you buy me the cock of a horse
Something that big will be useless of course
But I promise there wont be a second's remorse
Oh Lord wont you buy me the cock of a horse

wow you're pretty penis-fixated there

 

[old.Noita]

I know this is thinking WAY WAY WAY out of the box for some people but maybe try reading the very first post of a thread - then you MAY just find out what its about. Just a thought.

Originally posted by Damini
I'm trying to knock up an internet based version of this song. I'm struggling I've managed to knock up one verse, but I thought I'd also throw it open to your creativity.

I realise this is sheer folly, but I promised a friend I'd help him write a song for the end of his show, and I'm flagging.


Oh Lord, Won't you buy me a penis enlarger?
Make my penis bigger, stringer, harder!
Jenny's waiting on her webcam in a lesbian lather
So Lord, won't you buy me a penis enlarger!

Got a clue yet?

 

[old.Tohtori]

John had a bad day and we know girls play PC-games too so:

Oh lord, won't you buy me a brand new joystick.
I left my boyfriend because he's a brick.
Got tired of that idiots limb noodle dick.
Oh lord won't you buy me a brand new joystick.

Now dogs are fun:

Oh lord, won't you buy me a fluffy new poodle,
just like the one in my schoolbook doodle,
i'm tired of eating just plain spiced noodle,
Oh lord, won't you buy me a fluffy new poodle.

Ok, so the guy has problems with his girlfriend and likes dogs but this shocked me:

Oh lord, won't you buy me a 12g shotgun,
i wanna thank my girlfriend for all of the fun,
make her scream when i shoot through her lung,
Oh lord! Won't you buy me a 12g shotgun.

This boy is kinda twisted...let's find some help:

Oh lord, won't you buy me a padded room,
this boy has his life spiraling to a doom,
he ate his poodle, gonna kill someone soon,
Oh lord, won't you buy me a padded room.