Oh Look At This!

[old.tRoG]

that cow needs milked. look at the size of its udders!

i should know, being a farmb0y

and sickofit, stop having erotical dreams about cows. its really not normal.

 

[Uncle Sick(tm)]

Originally posted by old.tRoG
and sickofit, stop having erotical dreams about cows. its really not normal.

Thank you, doctor Freud! On the other hand.. you are the cow poker. I always thought milk was a byproduct of Coca Cola...

 

[old.tRoG]

The Milk Song

Cow Songs

 

[Brannor McThife]

Ok...sorted. Here it is. (Thanks Mer. )

Snaul said it ate his cigar...so someone had to go get it...

-G

 

[old.tRoG]

ok, i might be a poker... BUT BRANNOR! eugh...

but im still rofling

 

[Orin Askhammare]

Brannor McVet

 

[Uncle Sick(tm)]

Dr. Dolittle talks to animuls!!!!

 

[old.Tohtori]

And the said i wasted peoples time with this thread...just look! A whole new discussion about bovine.

 

[Uncle Sick(tm)]

... if you refer to Brannor's picture... it's equines, Watson.
Or do you think the horse ate a cow and Brannor is trying to free the poor animal?

Interesting theory.

 

[old.Tohtori]

Elementary dear holmes. I see that Brannor is infact turning "on"(hehe) the new weapon of midgard by placing the lil-cow, wee cow or bessy inside one of our priced horses, thus creatng a chainreaction wich will evidently rip off Brannors arm and blow a few hibbies to kingdom come.

 

[Uncle Sick(tm)]

... you have one sick fantasy, Tohotori. Stop sniffing nail polish...

 

[old.Tohtori]

Hmm? I didn't quite hear i was sniffing nail polish.

:sleeping: <--Before and After-->

 

[Khalen]

Is Brannor playing vet again? (they really should let a dwarf, norseman or kobold do it. Because troll arms are WAY to big for a horse's arsehole...) I really feel sorry for the horse...

 

[old.Tohtori]

Look on the bright side Khalen...it's not you.

 

[Uncle Sick(tm)]

You just gotta like him <- *BLATANT LIE ALARM*

 

[old.Tohtori]

I gotta give you a lesson in lying, i still believe you like me

 

[old.Tohtori]

45 replies and 650 views...woah...this thread works wonders.

 

[old.tRoG]

strange how we have the ability to talk about nothing. or bovines.

 

[old.Tohtori]

It's just the thread..try to resist...it can be done. REally. See? I'm doing it right now..resisting it.

 

[old.Iunliten]

sickofit I wanna be like you!

 

[old.Tohtori]

One question...

Why?

 

[old.Iunliten]

Aaah don't be jealous that I choose sickofit instead of you.

 

[Uncle Sick(tm)]

sickofit I wanna be like you!

Who doesn't?
/laughs in a weally, weally evul way

 

[old.Tohtori]

I don't. Cause you want to be like me and then if i wanted to e like you i wanted to be like me...

no wait!

Yes! I do want to be like Sickofit...(tm) I want to be me! ME is the best!

 

[old.tRoG]

but sickofit wants me.

not he wants to be me, he just wants me.
hes always putting his slivery tongue in my ear and whispering sweet nothings....

 

[old.Tohtori]

But Sickofit...(tm) can have you anyway. He just wants to be like me.

 

[old.tRoG]

and you just want to be like....

barney the purple dinosaur!!!

 

[old.Tohtori]

Barney the Purple Dinosaur(tm) fears me. HE can't get as much attention as me. Just like Sickofit...(tm), jsut that he likes me and doesn't phear me.

 

[old.tRoG]

barney would whoop jabrylla in a fight

one of his big purple paws and she'd be squashed!

 

[old.Tohtori]

That's the age old question again..."Who would win, Jabrylla or Barney?"

Much like...

"Who lifts more, Spiderman or Hulk?"