Oh fuckoff you minging bint

[Tom]

Marry Me Jodie Marsh

For God's sake, why do we have to put up with people like this, people who would have more use for ears mounted on their ankles than on their head?

Was there was a more useless waste of skin than her and Paris Hilton, and her brainless Bimbo mates?

 

[Ch3tan]

Could be worse, she could be ginger eh?

 

[Deebs]

Christ,

I am just grateful that Jordan is married because you just know she would want to do something to put the highlight on her.

Tis is a sad state of affairs.

Munt0ring bitch uke:

 

[Trem]

I like her b00bs

 

[Whipped]

I'd guess that this is for a new reality TV show. Yet one more vampire of a show, sucking the life blood out of British dignity.

Fuck, Tarrent on TV won't need to be showing clips from krablakistan soon, there be more than enough material here at home to make us cring.

 

[dysfunction]

I like her b00bs

You like Babs' ones as well so it doesnt really say a lot...

 

[Wij]

I like her b00bs

I like YOUR b00bs !

 

[Trem]

I like YOUR b00bs !

Speedboat those bad boys then!

 

[MYstIC G]

It's obvious that Tom wants her, he just knows if he enters, he won't get her.

 

[Embattle]

Why...is he an ugly git or something?

 

[Mobius]

Where's a suicide bomber when you need one.

 

[dysfunction]

Where's a suicide bomber when you need one.

Here:

 

[Maljonic]

Which audition are you going to Tom?

 

[old.user4556]

*applies*

 

[leggy]

This means I'm up against you G.

May the best man (ahem) win.

 

[SilverHood]

Hmm, this could be a laugh... and the bournemouth auditions are only around the corner.

The only catch, is that I might end up getting married to Jodie. I'd do her, but playing lord of the rings is a bit much.

 

[evzy]

I say everyone not married on FH enters, if anyone gets through and manages to win, at the alter when teh priests asks "Do you take this woman to be your lawfully wedded wife etc etc" You say "Fuck No" and walk out.

Muhahahahaha.........now thats good TV right there

 

[old.user4556]

As good as she looks, there is a huge red flag up about the fact none of her relationships work out. Jodie Marsh, could pretty much pull any guy (in my opinion).

I think this says something about her wacko/neurotic personality more than anything, regardless of how slutty/sexy/hot (however you find her) she is.

She probably does the dumping - she meets a guy, chews him up, spits him out, brands him a loser, moves onto the next.

 

[tris-]

jodie marsh is fucking horrible :/

 

[old.user4556]

I think she's great.

 

[old.user4556]

This means I'm up against you G.

May the best man (ahem) win.

Indeed mate, personally I think we should deliver a spit roast. That's true love imo.

 

[Maljonic]

I don't know anything about her, well I guess most people don't know much about her actually, but I know even less than what people think they know. She looks all right to me anyway, I don't think she looks minging.

 

[old.Tohtori]

I say everyone not married on FH enters, if anyone gets through and manages to win, at the alter when teh priests asks "Do you take this woman to be your lawfully wedded wife etc etc" You say "Fuck No" and walk out.

Muhahahahaha.........now thats good TV right there

Better would be "Freddy said NO" snap your fingers and two-step out of that place

 

[Kryten]

You can open beer bottles with her nostrils.
You could bash through bank vaults with her conk
You could disintegrate lead with her "voice"
She looks and talks like she has a permanent cold.

She is "minging" in every sense of the word. There's a normal half decent person behind Jordan, for example. This one is just a moronic bint, period.

Not that I'd enter. I'm already married to a pair of 38FF's (Not, they're not my own)

 

[Deebs]

You can open beer bottles with her nostrils.
You could bash through bank vaults with her conk
You could disintegrate lead with her "voice"
She looks and talks like she has a permanent cold.

She is "minging" in every sense of the word. There's a normal half decent person behind Jordan, for example. This one is just a moronic bint, period.

Not that I'd enter. I'm already married to a pair of 38FF's (Not, they're not my own)

Just had to give you some rep man for marrying a pair of 38FF's.

WE ARE NOT WORTHY!

 

[yaruar]

I think she's great.

She might be if she sorted out her terrible nose job and stopped applying her makeup with a trowel and learned to wear clothes over her underwear..

And her voice is terrible, she sounds like a foghorn crossed with a goose.

 

[Insane]

And her voice is terrible, she sounds like a foghorn crossed with a goose.

That's offensive to the goose, im reporting you to the RSPCA!

 

[Chilly]

might be a laugh to all turn up drunk as ***** and just start a giant fight at one of the auditions. the night in the cells would totally be worth it.

 

[yaruar]

might be a laugh to all turn up drunk as ***** and just start a giant fight at one of the auditions. the night in the cells would totally be worth it.

Problem is that if you did this she would definately want to marry you!

 

[Deebs]

Problem is that if you did this she would definately want to marry you!

Um, have you seen Chilly? Still highly unlikely