oh ffs :/

[MYstIC G]

You is a Lemon !!

This is the correct response as approved by the FH board of directors.

 

[TdC]

the FH board of directors

 

[tris-]

I has no lemons!

You has must to get some lemons.

 

[TdC]

I can't go around carrying emergency lemons just in case I accidentally rub chilli on my sack again! people will talk! "hey, there goes lemon boy! what is up with him?" and I'm not explaining that to anyone

 

[nath]

You could keep a sachet of lemony handy wipes in your wallet, just pretend it's a citrus flavoured rubber!

 

[pcg79]

im sure if you teabagged a pot of yoghurt this whole episode would have been a lot shorter.

 

[TdC]

like I carry that around with me as well? you people think I'm some lemon, wet-wipe and yoghurt juggling weirdo! I will post a pic of my fridge in the fridge thread and you will see there is neither yoghurt nor lemons in my house!

 

[tris-]

Then youre not qualified to be cooking with such dangerous ingredients.

 

[Ch3tan]

You seriously manage to live without lemons in your house? Pfft, tris is right, you are a fail cook.

 

[TdC]

let me assure you that if I had expected to be rubbing chilli juice on my nuts I certainly would have taken precautions! I'm not like Trem, who first smears chillis on his willy and then sticks his fingers in his eyes completely by accident o0

 

[Jeros]

Reminds me of time i rubbed super hot sauce into my bell end *wince*

 

[Trem]

let me assure you that if I had expected to be rubbing chilli juice on my nuts I certainly would have taken precautions! I'm not like Trem, who first smears chillis on his willy and then sticks his fingers in his eyes completely by accident o0

I was checking my helmet out after weeing or maybe I was keeping my thumb warm under my foreskin, either way I didn't mean to do it.....twice

 

[Ch3tan]

Hey Teedles!

I just marinated some chicken. I managed to cut and handle 4 chilli's without causing myself any harm. But guess what, if I had, I also had lemons and yoghurt at hand to help, because I have a properly stocked fridge.

 

[kirennia]

meh, I use mint and tea tree oil shower gel and shampoo's all the time. You are clearly not man enough.

Must be the shampoo specifically rather then the type then... I severely doubt other men wouldn't feel the same pain of getting this stuff in the wrong areas.

 

[tris-]

The first time I used mint and tea tree source shower gel I got a bit of a shock tbh.

 

[Ch3tan]

The first time I used mint and tea tree source shower gel I got a bit of a shock tbh.

Maybe I'm just used to it, you get a mild tingle, nothing more.

 

[tris-]

But the first time its a bit more because you dont expect it

 

[TdC]

Hey Teedles!

I just marinated some chicken. I managed to cut and handle 4 chilli's without causing myself any harm. But guess what, if I had, I also had lemons and yoghurt at hand to help, because I have a properly stocked fridge.

OK OK I HAVE AN IMPROPERLY STOCKED FRIDGE I CONFESS

 

[Edmond]

OK OK I HAVE AN IMPROPERLY STOCKED FRIDGE I CONFESS

I bet it's full of cold tomato ketchup.............weirdo :kissit:

 

[Yoni]

he is more likely to have HP sauce than Tomato sauce in his fridge tbh..... (although it has been a while since his HP deal0r has smuggled him some back to NL).

 

[old.Tohtori]

OK OK I HAVE AN IMPROPERLY STOCKED FRIDGE I CONFESS

Don't listen to the sheep T-Man! Embrace your wicked ways!

 

[Ctuchik]

NONE OF YOU ARE HELPING

habanero helps... lots of it...