oh dear

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Testin da Cable

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remember, a couple of weeks ago? tdc floating on fluffy pink clouds? well, the source of those is once again speaking to me strangely enough. I can not say that I have even the slightest glimmer of understanding into her behaviour.
Still, against my better judgement I am once again well and truly caught. This girl talks to me of plays, poetry and getting lost in madrid. She talks to me of vague actors of which I've never heard; of books she wants me to read. She poo-poo's my angst, making it bite me before it scuttles off into a dark corner in my mind. She swears at me for not wearing a protective helmet while out on my mtb, then dares me to come up with an explaination for why I don't. She has large blue/grey eyes today, like the sky. I watch the sun cause the trees to reflect in them, until she hides them behind sooty lashes.

oh god. someone get me a pint please :eek6:
 
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Moving Target

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Originally posted by testin_da_cable
remember, a couple of weeks ago? tdc floating on fluffy pink clouds? well, the source of those is once again speaking to me strangely enough. I can not say that I have even the slightest glimmer of understanding into her behaviour.
Still, against my better judgement I am once again well and truly caught. This girl talks to me of plays, poetry and getting lost in madrid. She talks to me of vague actors of which I've never heard; of books she wants me to read. She poo-poo's my angst, making it bite me before it scuttles off into a dark corner in my mind. She swears at me for not wearing a protective helmet while out on my mtb, then dares me to come up with an explaination for why I don't. She has large blue/grey eyes today, like the sky. I watch the sun cause the trees to reflect in them, until she hides them behind sooty lashes.

oh god. someone get me a pint please :eek6:
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I hear the mental hospital is welcoming new patients!
 
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Testin da Cable

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you know, I had to force myself to stop typing. I can go on like that for hours
 
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Skyler

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Poor TdC :(

I think thats what I should be saynig anyway :p
 
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MYstIC G

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Originally posted by testin_da_cable
you know, I had to force myself to stop typing. I can go on like that for hours
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gowan then
 
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L_Plates

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oh oh .....

wait for it ...........................
 
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Zey

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*hands TdC a piece of paper which says*

"Dr Vonvicchakosky, doctor for the special (aka mentally insane), call at my house day or night, i got a nice cage ready.
Telephone 555-Meg"
 
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Wilier

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Originally posted by testin_da_cable
She swears at me for not wearing a protective helmet while out on my mtb, then dares me to come up with an explaination for why I don't.
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Cant help with the other stuff m8, but tell her helmets look gay (unless ur racing) ;)

That'll really help.
 
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Zey

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M8 you'll have to put up with all them type of things if you want to stay with a women, cause their all the same :)

If you cant..... take a vow of celebacy or turn gay :p


I'd prefer to just take the comments that come outta the womens mouth :)

Or reply, " I love it when your angry" be warned, it only works once :)
 
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Re: Re: oh dear

Originally posted by Wilier


Cant help with the other stuff m8, but tell her helmets look gay (unless ur racing) ;)

That'll really help.
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I did that. To put it gently, she cut me off at the knees with pointed comments about irreparable damage to heads, me bragging about falling off hills into trees, the idiocy of protection being uncool, morons in general, me in particular, stuff like that.
I couldn't find a single flaw in her logic, but then I'm biased :)
In fact, even being buried under outraged female rhetoric feels great. I've got it bad, woo yes :)
 
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Wazzerphuk

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Tell her about how uncomfrtable they are after you've worked up a sweat.

Also, mention that you only live once, and being overly cautious about everything can take the fun out of it. One of the most fun aspects I found with biking was the wind in your hair and face as you were near the brink of a stupidly large accident. :p

Also, give her a shag for caring about you. :D
 
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Munkey-

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why do you mock me so? I havent got a chance in hell of even speaking to the girl I like. let alone being told off by her :(

TDC. tell her that the visors block your vision and with only the top part, without visor, it will slide around at high speed and kill you
 
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Testin da Cable

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I'm not mocking you lad. The only person who thinks you have no chance is you. Go have a wee chat, you won't feel well, you'll stutter, you'll forget all the cool things you wanted to say. That's all ok though: everyone has that. you can say all that stuff the next time you walk up to her and smile.


and wazz, if it were up to me I'd have done it then and there in the train :)
 
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caLLous

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Told her how uncomfortable helmets were?

Oooooh, I geddit!




:(
 
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Zey

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Re: Re: Re: oh dear

Originally posted by testin_da_cable



I did that. To put it gently, she cut me off at the knees with pointed comments about irreparable damage to heads, me bragging about falling off hills into trees, the idiocy of protection being uncool, morons in general, me in particular, stuff like that.
I couldn't find a single flaw in her logic, but then I'm biased :)
In fact, even being buried under outraged female rhetoric feels great. I've got it bad, woo yes :)
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I'm telling you say, "Your so sexy when your angry..... "

It works once and maybe it will turn into rough ...... *cough*

dont try it twice i mean it ;) You'll get a slap :)

/EDIT: talking from experience ;) Been shouted at plenty of times for idiotic things :)
 
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Munkey-

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Originally posted by testin_da_cable
I'm not mocking you lad. The only person who thinks you have no chance is you. Go have a wee chat, you won't feel well, you'll stutter, you'll forget all the cool things you wanted to say. That's all ok though: everyone has that. you can say all that stuff the next time you walk up to her and smile.


and wazz, if it were up to me I'd have done it then and there in the train :)
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maybe.....just need to find an excuse to speak to her first
 
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raw.

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lol im glad i refuse to fall inlove for fear of feeling like that all over again :D
 
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Originally posted by Munkey

maybe.....just need to find an excuse to speak to her first
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lol matey, you don't need that either, just walk up and say hello :) [I know how you feel though, tis muy hard heh]

There will come a time when certain things shall indeed be needed, no worries. I don't think you're quite there with this young lady yet, but you'll get there never fear.
 
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doh_boy

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hehe I feel so lucky that I'm such an ugly troll that I don't need to worry about all the "women" malarkey! :)

Give me a few pints of guiness any day of the week
 
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