Oh dear god.....

[ECA]

I posted a Steven Seagal pop video on my "you call that a knife" thread... well...
Apparently he was serious.

If you're interested you can find a list of tour dates and more hideousness at his website

http://stevenseagal.com/

Cry for mankind......

 

[Tom]

Hes hardly got the strongest singing voice, but its not that bad...

http://www.stevenseagal.com/assets/mojo_samples/01_Somewhere_In_Between.mp3
http://www.stevenseagal.com/assets/mojo_samples/02_Love_Doctor.mp3
http://www.stevenseagal.com/assets/mojo_samples/03_Dark_Angel.mp3
http://www.stevenseagal.com/assets/mojo_samples/04_Gunfire_In_A_Juke_Joint.mp3

I can imagine it appeals to some people, not me tbh but each to their own. Anyhow you don't have an option to like it or not, because if he found out you slated him he'd cut you with a blunt knife so fast you wouldn't see it.

 

[caLLous]

Steven Seagal needs no weapons

 

[Tom]

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0291537/

YAY!

 

[Ch3tan]

They could merge that film with snakes on a plane.

 

[Mazling]

I think another Loaded Weapon is in order.

 

[TdC]

he's putting on some lbs tbh o0

 

[Aada]

Hes hardly got the strongest singing voice, but its not that bad...

http://www.stevenseagal.com/assets/mojo_samples/01_Somewhere_In_Between.mp3
http://www.stevenseagal.com/assets/mojo_samples/02_Love_Doctor.mp3
http://www.stevenseagal.com/assets/mojo_samples/03_Dark_Angel.mp3
http://www.stevenseagal.com/assets/mojo_samples/04_Gunfire_In_A_Juke_Joint.mp3

I can imagine it appeals to some people, not me tbh but each to their own. Anyhow you don't have an option to like it or not, because if he found out you slated him he'd cut you with a blunt knife so fast you wouldn't see it.

Lol i agree isn't he a master in a few martial arts? you wouldn't call this guy a fag with a pony tail to his face.

I wonder if he has had a real fight before and what was the outcome for the other guy.

 

[Tom]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vqECDYBndfA&search=orange seagal

 

[Mazling]

OMG, Airwolf!

 

[DaGaffer]

The Orange ad is genius. And shows he's not afraid of taking the piss out of himself.

 

[SAS]

Probably needed the money

 

[leggy]

For a gym membership

 

[Jupitus]

or a pizza

 

[Mazling]

Don't you fools know what Airwolf is?

 

[Athan]

Don't you fools know what Airwolf is?

Yes, yes. But more likely that helicopter in the ad was just of the same model/family as they based Airwolf on (for values of "they" equal to "the TV production company" not "the US military in the show").

-Ath

 

[Tom]

Don't you fools know what Airwolf is?

Ban tbh.

 

[Ch3tan]

Don't you fools know what Airwolf is?

Do you dare insult our knowledge of cheesy 80's action shows?

 

[Jupitus]

I can even hum the theme tune!

 

[SAS]

Dun Dunna Dun Dunna Dun dunna dun dun dun dun dun dunna dunna dunna daaa daaa daaa daaa daaaaa dadadadaaaa Dun Dun Dun....

 

[Mazling]

I just expected someone else to get it, and for there to be more of a reaction.

 

[ECA]

Don't you fools know what Airwolf is?

A brand of german air hand dryer.

( True ).

 

[JBP|]

Dun Dunna Dun Dunna Dun dunna dun dun dun dun dun dunna dunna dunna daaa daaa daaa daaa daaaaa dadadadaaaa Dun Dun Dun....

Isn't that Knight Rider?

 

[nath]

Airwolf is:

Da dunna dunna - dunna dunna - dunna dunna da dadda dadaa,
da dunna dunna - dunna dunna - dunna dunnaaaaa

 

[lilmissnaughty]

omg this is giving me flashbacks of some fat bird in hmv after a certain cd but she didnt know the name of the song or artist or anything about it but thought she could 'hum the tune'.
fuck knows if they ever got what song it was meant to be.

 

[JingleBells]

Airwolf is:

Da dunna dunna - dunna dunna - dunna dunna da dadda dadaa,
da dunna dunna - dunna dunna - dunna dunnaaaaa

It sounds like this tbh