Off for a shower...

[cHodAX]

...back in 20 mins.


Discuss!

 

[NikonL]

20 minutes for a shower? woman .

 

[Vladamir]

Takes him 19 minutes to find his micropenis, 30 seconds to knock one out and 30 seconds to dry himself.

Simple!

 

[cHodAX]

Nah, I just spent 10 minutes massaging the soap into my hairy balls whilst dreaming of you Vlad sweetie!

I like them young, do you want to see some puppies?

 

[Everz]

pass the soap superstar

 

[Roo Stercogburn]

Golden shower?

 

[cHodAX]

Golden shower?

Is that an offer sugardumpling?

 

[Roo Stercogburn]

Sorry got stuff to do this afternoon, snookie pookums.

 

[cHodAX]

Pah! Rejected by a hairy arsed Scotsman! What is the world coming to?

 

[Nate]

did you find it yet?!

 

[Gamah]

I think Chodex is the only man in history where him wanking is considered nano-surgery.

 

[cHodAX]

I think Chodex is the only man in history where him wanking is considered nano-surgery.

Ahhh, your bitter jealousy of my 10 inch schlong fills me with joy!

 

[Ezteq]

is it a power shower or one thats like an old man with prostate troubles?

 

[swords]

And if it is a golden shower, is it actually an old man with prostate troubles?

 

[Ezteq]

rofl and if its snowing its a very excited old man

 

[Mey]

Wanking in the shower is overrated.

 

[swords]

rofl and if its snowing its a very excited old man

In need of some medicated shampoo...

 

[cHodAX]

This thread has descended into the gutter!!

















I like it!

 

[old.Tohtori]

This thread has descended into the gutter!!

That's actually a step up in these parts.

 

[Lamp]

Wanking in the shower is overrated.

Depends if someone else is doing it to you

 

[Mey]

Depends if someone else is doing it to you

True. Unless ofc it's a big hairy black guy called bubba!

 

[gohan]

voice of experience