\o/ I found a GF /flex

[Cromcruaich]

only game ive wanked over is tomb raider on the PSX i think, when i got an xplorer cheat cartridge and made her tits visible.

Lets pause a moment so we can all let tris think about how low he has sunk.

When you hit rock bottom the only way is up.

 

[old.Tohtori]

Lets pause a moment so we can all let tris think about how low he has sunk.

When you hit rock bottom the only way is up.

Oh like you haven't played DAoC and stopped a while with your female character to rotate the camera into some naughty positions

 

[Cromcruaich]

Oh like you haven't played DAoC and stopped a while with your female character to rotate the camera into some naughty positions

I was dissappointed when I found out luris dont wear crotchless panties.

 

[Heta]

Oh like you haven't played DAoC and stopped a while with your female character to rotate the camera into some naughty positions

stopped a while?

were there other things to do in daoc?

 

[tris-]

Lets pause a moment so we can all let tris think about how low he has sunk.

When you hit rock bottom the only way is up.

that was about 8 years ago. these days i wank the guests on trisha and the jeremy kyle show.

 

[Mikah75]

rofl
cant say ive ever wanked to a computer game character.. however i occasionally feel entised by Joe Swanson from Family Guy but nothings come of it

 

[Zerubiel Propane]

Getting two chicks to make out in the sims is good stuff if ya wanna wank to something lol

 

[Kagato]

Leona Lewis...mmmmm....

She is hot and her new single rox

1 day just 1 day I might let her be my girlfriend \o/

Amphrax/Arauddry

Are you serious?

She looks like a damn dog, honestly, just look how bloody big how mouth is, her face is just completely all wrong.

Her body is ok but her face is absolutely aweful, definetly a paper-bag job.

As for singing, I think i'd rather listen to the paris hilton single, it's as poor as her looks just like most of the artificial contest bands/singers being thrown out now.

Bring back the Corrs if you want some real talent and beauty.

 

[Mikah75]

The Corrs.... rofl! talent and beauty, dont make me laugh

 

[old.Tohtori]

The Corrs.... rofl! talent and beauty, dont make me laugh

Ey.

Nice sounding music, real nice looking gals and whatever may their shortcomings be against the "top artists", they're Irish and that's a triple A+ for a woman

Can't beat one.

Seriously! They'll hit back, hard.

 

[Heta]

why aren't there any pictures of the chick in question?

have no idea what she looks like as I guess its on brittish telly, and even if it was on swedish telly I wouldn't know as I don't watch it...

 

[old.Tohtori]

why aren't there any pictures of the chick in question?

have no idea what she looks like as I guess its on brittish telly, and even if it was on swedish telly I wouldn't know as I don't watch it...

This one:

I think...

Winner of some X-Factor show or some such talent thingy.

 

[Heta]

wth?

 

[rampant]

shes hot - but boyo does she have a big nose!!!

 

[Amphrax]

Google Image Result for http://www.leona-lewis.net/wp-content/uploads/2007/02/leona-lewis-showcase.jpg

Amphrax/Arauddry

 

[Huntingtons]

Spoiler

words not needed

 

[Heta]

he's not the least hot tbh

 

[pikeh]

just no

 

[Huntingtons]

how can you say he's not hot? i mean look at that hazelbrown chest!

 

[Cromcruaich]

She looks like a damn dog, honestly, just look how bloody big how mouth is, her face is just completely all wrong.
.

Maybe amph, like me, is one of those guys who needs a woman with a big mouth.

 

[Amphrax]

Maybe amph, like me, is one of those guys who needs a woman with a big mouth.

I agree

Its like certain keys fit in certain doors and certain girls mouths fit certain 'winkles'. So Leona fits mine perfectly

Amphrax/Arauddry

 

[tris-]

Google Image Result for http://www.leona-lewis.net/wp-content/uploads/2007/02/leona-lewis-showcase.jpg

Amphrax/Arauddry

ive slept with hotter girls than her, shes fugly man :/

 

[Cromcruaich]

She aint that bad!

 

[Imgormiel]

She aint that bad!

I concur!

 

[Amphrax]

ive slept with hotter girls than her, shes fugly man :/

So what if you slept with better looking women. You prolly drugged them up before and they had no choice or they are dumb as fuck or they were up for 1 night stand.

People like Leona are genuine, she's pretty, damn fine figure and a fantastic personality.

People that say she is fugly they should get a life because she isn't or do you only look for looks to put on your score sheet and boast to your mates.... oooh oooh look who I shagged the other night /flex

Amphrax/Arauddry

 

[tris-]

what the fuck, who are you tell me my oppinnion is wrong.
i think shes ugly, thats fine imo.
you think she isnt ugly, thats fine imo.

but you cant tell me what i think is wrong, and then accuse me of drugging women to sleep with them just because i dont think this leona bint is hot.

how the fuck do you know shes genuine? you dont know anything about her except whats portrayed on the tv.

i suggest you shut the fuck up. i dont think its reasonable to accuse someone that they rape people just because theyve slept with people they find more attractive than that ugly bitch.

 

[Imgormiel]

So what if you slept with better looking women. You prolly drugged them up before and they had no choice or they are dumb as fuck or they were up for 1 night stand.

People like Leona are genuine, she's pretty, damn fine figure and a fantastic personality.

People that say she is fugly they should get a life because she isn't or do you only look for looks to put on your score sheet and boast to your mates.... oooh oooh look who I shagged the other night /flex

Amphrax/Arauddry

When you get to my age, women are like jobs. And I quote myself on this one often (below) :-

'Women are like jobs. If you need either of them, they are there and available - then you sure as damned well take the opportunity'.

Said without prejudice, preference or infamy

 

[Amphrax]

what the fuck, who are you tell me my oppinnion is wrong.
i think shes ugly, thats fine imo.
you think she isnt ugly, thats fine imo.

but you cant tell me what i think is wrong, and then accuse me of drugging women to sleep with them just because i dont think this leona bint is hot.

how the fuck do you know shes genuine? you dont know anything about her except whats portrayed on the tv.

i suggest you shut the fuck up. i dont think its reasonable to accuse someone that they rape people just because theyve slept with people they find more attractive than that ugly bitch.

I think I touched a nurve. I didn't accuse you of anything I was just suggesting where I said 'prolly' not actually saying you actually did it or I didn't mean it to come accross like I did.

I apologise if I typed it wrong but I was generalising not pointing the finger at you.

@imgormiel

Im alot older than you think

Amphrax/Arauddry

 

[tris-]

no you said ME personally probably drugged the women ive slept with.
probably usually suggesting 'did'.

you did not hit a nerve. i thought its quite normal to not like it when someone acuses you of drugging women with the intent to sleep with them when theyre in a drugged up state.

 

[Amphrax]

no you said ME personally probably drugged the women ive slept with.
probably usually suggesting 'did'.

you did not hit a nerve. i thought its quite normal to not like it when someone acuses you of drugging women with the intent to sleep with them when theyre in a drugged up state.

r ok my mistake then I apologise I didn't mean to target you

Amphrax/Arauddry